king of pirates

👽 🌈♉️ • he/they

[king of pirates @lolfoodmax]

Big dick energy is Neville Longbottom standing up to Lord Voldemort when everybody else was being a lil bitch

[cami @cyphr91]

una pelicula de terror es buena cuando el miedo ocurre durante el dia porque no hay franja horaria mas terrorifica que la siesta, eso de las 3 de la mañana es totalmente mentira, quedate despierto a las 3 de la tarde en la casa de tu abuela

[youtube/Alonzo @alonzolerone]

Lmao how do people even think of shit like this 😂😂😂

[kelin @kelin_online]

i spit out my drink

[.416 Burrito--HonkyKong @mike1zr2]

I have no idea what I just watched, but I watched every second of it.

[omar 🎬 @tren2nowhere]

the girl in the front using her telekinesis on them

[💖+💡 @chi_quiero]

So all the juice from the chicken gets to drip into the rice. That's pretty smart. 👌

[anis @JustUghhhhh]

told my brother that i don’t have a girlfriend cos I’m into boys and he asked, “so why don’t you have a boyfriend?”

[•itty @IttyBittyEmma__]

Yall. YALL!

[𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚 @beyoncegarden]

how do you even discover you can do this i’m crying😭

[Juicy Berry 🫐 @juicyrosie23]

When Your Relationship Is So Iconic It Belongs In a Museum...

[Martin @Martin396929701]

Thought these bird whistles were a total scam… then my kids turned into full-time bird callers for over an hour 😂🦜
Worth every penny.

[thi @thiagochareti]

uma das provas que morrermos em 2012 e estamos no inferno é X-MEN EVOLUTION colocar cenas do futuro que nunca teremos pq FOI CANCELADA…

tudo isso só pra gente ficar eternamente na vontade

se isso não for TORTURA das mais pesadas, eu não sei oq é

[Megha @megha_lilly]

I laughed so hard at this I have tears in my eyes.

[Zzzooommm 🐷👅👃🦶💪🤔 @Zzzooommm4]

Yummy

[⚡️ @ameeug]

Ya no hacen brillitos para los ojos así :(

[Cardi B @iamcardib]

I really be trying to leave this app but how can I ?😩😂

[leo ☆ @vampnoctis]

what u hear in the hokage office whenever sasuke comes back to visit

[Midnight Sun Tour @midnightsuntour]

Zara Larsson is surprised by the number of people getting lifted up during “Midnight Sun” at Pukkelpop.

[Know Me @KnowMe_03]

This has to be one of the craziest American Dad moments ever💀

[You! Are A Problem! @Vayblnc]

I’m tryna fuck on all of them