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god

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ain’t nobody wanna help you build the oven but they always wanna be ya homie when the bread start rising

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Enough nut from the pee gallery

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The hold music for Progressive is Scott Pilgrim Vs. My GPA

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Slut Beyr

[Breaking911 @Breaking911]

A 900-pound time capsule filled with items from all 50 states has been sealed for America’s 250th anniversary. It will be buried in Philadelphia on July 4, 2026, and reopened in 2276.

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@glowwdup I would die for my country Ballard Washington

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last night we let the bossman talk

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When will animals evolve to stay off highways

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Why is everyone in Canada Australian

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1am fire alarm at my apartment building all the balding dudes still got hats on

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Walked on to the floor at the American football concert and it immediately started smelling bad

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los los cool jngeles

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@YourOldDroog JD Vance staffer is (presumably) a YOD fan. Non zero chance that JD Vance is aware of YOD’s existence. https://t.co/hQxY38WKxz

[THE GODMUTHA ✦ @THEG0DMUTHA]

Bird on a Wire • Action Bronson & RiFF RaFF [2012]

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New Found (Robert) Horry

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@TownsUsa WA and OR too

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@stockxsniper The “gender is what’s in your pants” crowd is real triggered over a biological woman competing.

[mitch said is on the other site @said_mitch]

ok, in the name of procrastination, I overcame my laziness.

unburden yourself by what has been and make Kamala hold up the vinyl record of your choosing:
https://t.co/shupjg2ynX

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@nyrfanback did anheuser busch pay you to say this

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@_jro17 this is your first good tweet

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@deskntreal The Story So Far goated

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@_jro17 OH YOU MAKE ME FEEL GROWTH SOMEWHERE ILL TELL YOU THAT MUCH