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@SubwayUK just got the smallest, saddest salad ever from Manchester Piccadilly. How is this worth the money??

Five bits of cucumber and hardly any lettuce

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@TheSun noticed @virginmedia are keeping quiet about their outage? And the fact their website is not letting customers log on to check status and their phone lines are down?

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@marksandspencer I’ve dmd you about one of your products - hope you can help!

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@Sandford_Police The greater good

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@footyawayday Wish I’d known Sutton was on The Thames when I lived there!

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@natemcgrady Why don’t you ask @marksandspencer ?

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@fesshole What is a swing carriage and why would you have a raffle in one?

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@Sillyshib My landlord has increased my rent by over £140 a month in a year. My wages have not gone up by £120 a month, yet all my bills have also gone up

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@fesshole Better than someone I know who trained in media and now works in pensions 😀

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@fesshole Any girl knows that when they wash their hair in the shower you end up with hairs in your arsecrack - it’s just a thing

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@TheFigen_ @HarveyRides

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@Ravenger___ https://t.co/bdRMGGPzrJ

[DE'RON 🌞 @deronworld]

ummm…he’s STAYING ALIVE. STAYING ALIVE.

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@fesshole Go to @andysmanclubuk on a Monday night at 19:00

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@fesshole Is that to the Germany Vine? Are you Steve from London?

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@TicketmasterUK how is this fair? Queued for an hour, got to this point and your website timed out #Ticketmaster

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@Ticketmaster how is it fair that we get to this point and then your website just times out?

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@VirginAtlantic Not your fault - what terminal do virgin fly from at Miami please?

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@VirginAtlantic for a 22:45 departure from Miami airport what is the earliest time we can check our bags in please?

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@VirginAtlantic Thanks Amy, but no! We’re being disembarked from our ship in the morning, planning on doing a tour which will drop us at the airport at around 16:00 and we were hoping to check our bags in and then head off for a little while to avoid spending 7 hours sat in an airport!

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@martyschneider @InterestingSTEM They have a cave troll