Laurrie

[Laurrie @Lollen88]

@Jimmypisfunny and @JimmyWiseman

[Laurrie @Lollen88]

At what age exactly do men stop sneezing at a normal volume and go to sneeze-shouting? I shouldn't be able to hear you from down the street!

[Laurrie @Lollen88]

YouTube has just advertised "Fortune and Freedom" to me... is Nigel Farage running an MLM now???

[Laurrie @Lollen88]

Is anyone actually working for @BritishGas ?? The only way we can sort out the account given we've just moved in is to do this is on the phone. Wait was supposed to be 50mins, do I have to spend the entire day listening to hold music?

[Laurrie @Lollen88]

All fun and games until you find a piece of someone's rubber glove in your @marksandspencer mango. Icky.

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Can we all agree that "the fans" DON'T deserve a win today? Should the England team win it is all their own. The fans who have destroyed Town centres, put flares up their arses, broken into the stadium and on to the pitch (and everything else) deserve nothing.

[Laurrie @Lollen88]

Why the balls is the housing minister talking about no having to wear masks? You have no authority to speak on the subject. I would argue the entire cabinet doesn't have the authority, but you sir need to sit down!

[Laurrie @Lollen88]

@HelloFreshUK @GustoHQ when you list calories per portion on your meal cards, does that include the extras you expect customers to add? The "gulg of oil" or "knob of butter"? Or are they just the sum of the ingredients you provide? 🤔

[Laurrie @Lollen88]

If I was Erdoğan, I'd be pissed that the attack on the capital is being called a 'Coup' all that planning and state subversion all and I needed to do was give a speech to a handful of crazies?? Pah!

[Laurrie @Lollen88]

How has a man with no personality created a cult of personality so large that he has inspired domestic terrorism because he doesn't like to loose?

[Laurrie @Lollen88]

To all the people who were told in order to protect others you can't leave London (and didn't) and all the people who are now, last minute, spending christmas away from home, family and loved ones (some for the first time ever) because they want to do the right thing: Thank you.

[Laurrie @Lollen88]

Never really thought about how much my parents must have read with me as a child until my friends start asking for books for their children... I may end up just having to buy them a library to cover all of the books I remember loving.

[Laurrie @Lollen88]

30 years ago today a child entered the world excited at new possibilities... then he realised I'd got here first. I've been annoying the crap out of him ever since. Happy Birthday @sharkymarky111

[Laurrie @Lollen88]

Please can next year's Great British Bake Off have an option to list to @Jimmypisfunny and @WhismanSucks giving a running commentary! The opening to this week's @CrimeInSports was too good!!

[Laurrie @Lollen88]

We need a new word. One to describe being full because you've already eaten, but also being hungry because you've just watched a cooking show or seen something really tasty looking.

[Laurrie @Lollen88]

Got a birthday shout out from @WhismanSucks on this week's Crime in Sports! Best present ever!! Thank you @El5venor for organising and @WhismanSucks and @Jimmypisfunny for years of STM and CIS. I've laughed outloud in public too many times to count!!

[Laurrie @Lollen88]

Has anyone else overheard someone you don't know's belly laugh, a full unembarrassed, guttural, cackle of joy, and thought I need to be friends with that person!... or is that just me?

[Laurrie @Lollen88]

Does anyone else want to see a series on behind the scenes of survival docs? How big was the crew? How did you find translators for these rare tribal dilects? How much 'danger' were they actually in? How did you get these remote tribes to agree to let you and your crew in?

[Home Office @ukhomeoffice]

Are you concerned about #HateCrime at your place of worship or associated faith community centre?

Vulnerable premises can now apply for a share of £3.2m fund to improve security.

Find out more: https://t.co/8FxLJS7ViI

[Laurrie @Lollen88]

This is why we can't have nice things!! Just because the government opened up pubs/ bars didn't mean everyone had to go back at once! The British public complain about a nanny state when you ban menthol cigs but when there is a deadly virus you all run back to packed pubs!?!