Lesley Olley

Designer and creator at Olley Design and Lolleys

[Lesley Olley @lolleys]

@CorkerUK hey! Tell your driver, who shot through our village at 9.30 this morning, that 20 doesn't mean 40. He nearly took me out! Why have you got inconsiderate people working for you?

[Lesley Olley @lolleys]

@MayorofLondon And once we've all upgraded to 'clean' electric vehicles, what are you going to do with all those cameras then Mr Khan? 🤔 We're not stupid! It's plain to see that the goal is to charge everyone no matter what they drive.

[Lesley Olley @lolleys]

Appalling driving by @yourAAH by driver KX17 0UL today at 9.15am, overtaking stationary vehicles patiently waiting for an oncoming refuse truck and then blocking the road. Important medicines need to be delivered, but driving without due care and attention is not acceptable.

[Lesley Olley @lolleys]

@Ualreadylate They'll be ribbed forever more. 😥

[Lesley Olley @lolleys]

#HarryandMeghan clearly haven't given one iota of sensible thinking to the effect of their media campaign on the childhoods of Archie and Lilibet.
#HarryAndMeghanNetflix

[Sky News @SkyNews]

Holly Willoughby and Phillip Schofield were 'misrepresented' and won't be fired, says ITV boss https://t.co/dL3euqYMv3

[Lesley Olley @lolleys]

@TreborRhurbarb @SkyNews No, but the rats love 'em!

[Chris Ship @chrisshipitv]

NEW: Buckingham Palace says the Queen has been given advice by her doctors to rest "after a full day yesterday".
She has accepted that advice and has cancelled the Privy Council meeting that had been due to take place this evening.

[Lesley Olley @lolleys]

Currently at Chieveley services. @wcornwallpasty bacon roll: bread stale and cold – why? Was fooled by the warm light display 😒

[Lesley Olley @lolleys]

I think we can safely say that the British government can indeed organise a p*ss up in a pandemic #no10party #COVID19

[Lesley Olley @lolleys]

In order to avoid a #pingdemic delete the #TrackandTrace app. It's clearly sufficiently flawed to cripple the country.

[Lesley Olley @lolleys]

@theJeremyVine It's a great way for @PenguinUKBooks to make some money... if people buy the book that is!

[Lesley Olley @lolleys]

@theJeremyVine Ah, but you work for a fear monger and you need reminding.

[Lesley Olley @lolleys]

I just wrote a review on Tapestry Black - Sample https://t.co/6QmjE7urNt via @yotpo

[Lesley Olley @lolleys]

What exactly would be the point of teaching a healthy lifestyle in school when children, on returning home, are served nuggets and chips and a couple of hours on the Xbox? #healthylifestyle #eathealthy

[Lesley Olley @lolleys]

@NoisyMV @IfordArts @oliver_gooch Congratulations!

[Lesley Olley @lolleys]

At last! I really good use of a mask!

[Canon Gordon Giles @revgjg]

I take no credit for this, but I love it. It would make for a great children’s crib service talk, if we’re allowed to do them 🤪. Or deep theology about incarnational revealing.....?

[Lesley Olley @lolleys]

@SquarespaceHelp Status updates page suggests all is well, but it's clearly not!

[Georgina Olley @georgina_olley]

Need the gym back, just got out of breath grating cheese