Litney ™

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[Litney ™ @lollitney]

Now I'm in the clouds, come down when I run out of jet fuel
But I never run out of jet fuel

@carsondanielx thank you so so much for this design, I’m in love

[Tim Walz @Tim_Walz]

Always proud to be a girl dad — and always proud to fight for the rights of girls and women everywhere.

[quinn알리사 @Quinveer]

Women wised up to the fact that majority of men want kids in a way a child wants a puppy knowing full well the mom is going to pick up after it and do most of the labor required. Men don’t train to be loving empathetic and present fathers the way women are expected to be mothers.

[Litney ™ @lollitney]

Goodnight to all the sweeties who posted their Spotify Wrapped. To everyone who posted an Apple Rewind? You better sleep with one eye open

[sarah @sahouraxo]

Something historic is happening in London right now

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[no context sitcoms ☮︎ 🍉 @oocsitcoms]

he will always be loved

[Litney ™ @lollitney]

Life is so unfair, I literally hate it here (my boyfriend won’t let me have a pet raccoon)

[culture @notgwendalupe]

in honor of 'Scooby Doo' turning 21 years old, here's a thread with all the adult jokes/deleted material that would've made the movie even better:

[Scooby-Doo History @scoobyhistory]

They didn’t get it…

[David Begnaud @DavidBegnaud]

Ralph Yarl, age 16, knocked on the wrong door in Missouri and was shot.

He went to the door at the wrong home to pick up his younger twin brother and that’s when he was shot, according to police.

CBS affiliate KCTV reports: “The correct address Yarl was attempting to go to was a block away. According to the victim’s Aunt, Faith Spoonmore, the homeowner opened his door and then opened fire on Yarl. The man, whose identity has not been released yet, allegedly took a second shot at Yarl, hitting him in the head again.”

According to KSHB TV: “Yarl was shot by a homeowner after mistakenly arriving at the wrong address — 1100 block of Northeast 115th Street instead of 1100 block of Northeast 115th Terrace.”

The shooting happened April 13th.

The shooter was held by police for 24 hours, pending investigation, but then released.

“I want everyone to know that I am listening,” Kansas City police chief Stacy Graves said at a news conference at Kansas City police headquarters downtown, “and I understand the concern we are receiving from the community.”

“Yarl is the utmost example of how you want a young man to carry himself in this world,” said one of the teen’s longtime teachers to the Kansas City Star. Meara Mitchell, a teacher of Yarl’s for several years, called his shooting “incomprehensible.” She described him Sunday as a “stellar human-being” with a “quiet fortitude.”

KCTV 5 adds: “Yarl is a section leader in his school’s marching band and is said to be a top-base clarinet player in the state of Missouri.”

[Litney ™ @lollitney]

I got brown swamp water. Unfortunately, this was my final straw for the day & it is only 7:50 AM

[Litney ™ @lollitney]

I love playing the Bean Boozled challenge except it’s with Dunkin’s coffee. Will I get brown swamp water today or will I get God’s sweet nectar?? Stay tuned to find out

[Litney ™ @lollitney]

A self-care day is not enough, I need someone to pressure wash my brain

[Litney ™ @lollitney]

Hey quick question, does anyone know why Caillou is bald

[Litney ™ @lollitney]

I can’t eat soup in public because I don’t want to eat it proper with a spoon, I want to use the bowl like a mug and just drink it like a little weirdo

[Litney ™ @lollitney]

@skymulli Contacting my lawyer for us rn

[Litney ™ @lollitney]

It’s National women’s day and I have the worst period cramps??? Somehow this is a hate crime and I feel like I am entitled to financial compensation