Lauren Cornes

If life was a game of Jeopardy my categories would be: Australian Motorsport, NZ Sav Blanc and Raising Boys. #unicornesmotorsport

[Lauren Cornes @lollycornes]

Please don't provide a loud running commentary during your Colesworth shop. We all are well aware of the situation and the aggravation in your voice hardly soothes people's anxiety. #useyourinsidevoice #panicbuying #CONVID19

[Lauren Cornes @lollycornes]

@adamliaw I said the exact same thing to my husband last night! I'm guessing it's because you are more likely to touch your face with hands than elbow - but the campaign does seem counterproductive.

[Lauren Cornes @lollycornes]

@kilaphotos It's going to be a tough time for so many industries. Living through this transition from the outdoor stereotypical Aussie culture to a very insular, isolated one is sure a hell of a ride!

[Lauren Cornes @lollycornes]

Bad time to work in events right now - I feel about as useful as a travel agent. *sigh* #CONVID19 #Perth #events

[Lauren Cornes @lollycornes]

Move over Quokkas - our local friendly Bandicoot is the cutest thing ever! #perth #wawildlife #bandicoot #cute

[Lauren Cornes @lollycornes]

Priced up a family holiday to Singapore today... just a week, $12k for flights and 3.5 - 4 star accomodation for our family of 5 😬. So that's a no. Our trip to the UK cost less.

[Lauren Cornes @lollycornes]

Hail in the hills! Woohoo snow cones here we come 😂 #perthnews

[Lauren Cornes @lollycornes]

@theprojecttv @newscomauHQ Everybody, including the Cafe owner.

[Lauren Cornes @lollycornes]

Out of the mouths of babes. Lady Gaga comes on radio. 3yo says "this music is terrible. Most terrible music ever. Put different music on."

[Lauren Cornes @lollycornes]

That moment your son realises your job has perks #offroad

[Lauren Cornes @lollycornes]

When I get the notifications from Twitter with popular tweets - might as well say: "here's a list of people funnier and wittier than you"

[Lauren Cornes @lollycornes]

@DemSausage they did come through on the cakes - but let's face it, there is only one true democracy food stuff.

[Lauren Cornes @lollycornes]

@au_glenn haha 😂 glad they don't need any help.

[Lauren Cornes @lollycornes]

No #democracysausage. Democracy tastes like bacon at our polling centre. #wavotes - sausage or bacon?

[Mavrick @mavrickau]

@DemSausage this is politicians train for. #wavotes #sausagevotes #democracysausage

[WAEC @WAElections]

the second most important decision after voting on polling day - #democracysausage or #democracycupcake? Or both? #WAelection

[Lauren Cornes @lollycornes]

Today is the day I get to chow down on the delectable goodness that is the #democracysausage. Hope I don't choke. #wavotes

[Lauren Cornes @lollycornes]

The advantages of living in Australia 1) democracy sausage 2) weather 3) double pluggers are acceptable footwear #Australia

[Lauren Cornes @lollycornes]

@V8uteman if a democracy sausage is consumed and there is no spilt sauce to prove it, was a democracy sausage actually consumed?

[Lauren Cornes @lollycornes]

Tomorrow I get to taste the democracy sausage. Anyone who isn't Australian is probably going this girl has some strange fetishes. #wavotes