LOL MBTA

'cuz if we weren't laughing, we'd be crying... or foaming at the mouth. OK, starting to foam. #lolMBTA

[LOL MBTA @lolMBTA]

If only there were some twitter accounts/hashtags alerting @MassGovernor @CharlieBakerMA & all of #mapoli to the failing @mbta before the @FTA_DOT stepped in.

Time to rename the #CharlieCard because of this massive #mbtafail.

[MBTA @MBTA]

Need directions? Have a question? Ask a Transit Ambassador or T personnel.

We’re here to assist you along with wayfinding signs to point the way. Find the best route for you through March 8 at https://t.co/2c42eyG7QK

[MBTA @MBTA]

Orange Line: Through March 8.

Shuttle buses are replacing service between Back Bay and Forest Hills for signal work.

Commuter Rail is fare-free between Forest Hills and South Station.

Visit https://t.co/2c42eyG7QK for more information.

[LOL MBTA @lolMBTA]

That feeling when Boston had so much time to get rid of the old snow ahead of this mess… but oops.

[FOX Weather @foxweather]

❄️BOSTON PREPARES: Snow crews are out and ready to go as Boston prepares for a historic nor'easter set to slam the city and several other cities in the Northeast. Stay with FOX Weather for the latest:

[7News Boston WHDH @7News]

Boston Public Schools closed Monday, city declares a snow emergency
https://t.co/OjKzd5Q3HN

[WCVB-TV Boston @WCVB]

NEW SNOW MAP: Some areas of the state are expected to get as much as 2 feet of snow, according to StormTeam 5's new snow map. https://t.co/oMv5ALWIon

[Boston 25 News @boston25]

Some Mass. schools announce Monday closures ahead of major nor’easter https://t.co/uEtS3D9QfC

[Jonathan Berk @berkie1]

Boston by Wednesday

[LOL MBTA @lolMBTA]

24 Hours
Drop 24 millibars
24 Inches

#BombogenesisHaiku

[Mass Daily News @MassDailyNews]

Forecasters say bombogenesis will slam Boston with 48mph gusts and zero visibility as some residents still climbing over dirty snow banks from last month

https://t.co/ukDRQp1fmR

[Only In Boston @OnlyInBOS]

ALERT: Starting Sunday at 6AM ET, The Department of Homeland Security is suspending TSA PreCheck and Global Entry due to the agency shutdown.

If you’re flying this week…get to the airport EARLY.

Security lines are about to get a lot longer.

[7News Boston WHDH @7News]

Blizzard warnings issued ahead of nor'easter set to bring high winds, up to 2 feet of snow https://t.co/V2Iq4Y9cQo

[MEMA @MassEMA]

With a significant winter storm arriving tonight, be prepared for possible power outages.
• Keep electronic devices, including cell phones and essential medical devices, fully charged.
• Use generators and grills outside because their fumes contain carbon monoxide.
• Call 9-1-1 to report emergencies, including downed power lines, or if you are dependent on equipment that requires electricity and need medical assistance.

[MBTA Commuter Rail @MBTA_CR]

⚠️ Heavy snow expected tonight into tomorrow! Crews will continue to monitor potential impact to infrastructure. Delays & speed restrictions may occur due to severe weather conditions.

Please use caution with the snow, ice & cold temps when:
🚉 Navigating stations
🚶 Boarding & exiting the train
🛤️ Near railroad crossings

ℹ️ Subscribe to T-Alerts or follow @MBTA_CR_Alerts for the most up to date delays and service changes.

[Only In Boston @OnlyInBOS]

ALERT: The City of Boston has declared a snow emergency.

Parking ban starts at 2 PM.

Once it goes into effect, cars parked on major roads WILL be towed.

Move your car now or pay later.

[SideKick @datSideKick]

@BostonSatire "The destination of this train is off the Dana Bridge and into the Mystic River."

[Gumbo Jazzman, BA; MD; PhD @PantsLemar]

@BostonSatire BREAKING: Four orange line riders preemptively jump off Dana Bridge into icy Mystic River ahead of historic NorEaster

[sdiver100 @sdiver100]

@lolMBTA @MBTA There are concerns.
https://t.co/KgQYr2Nm2P

[WCVB-TV Boston @WCVB]

Three things to know about the coming nor'easter:

1. Blizzard conditions likely overnight
2. Concrete-like snowfall expected
3. Worst time to travel from 3a-9a Monday

Get additional forecast and timeline details:

[MBTA @MBTA]

Red Line Reminder: February 21 - 22

Shuttle buses are replacing service between Broadway & Ashmont for signal work.

@MBTA_CR is fare-free between South Station & Braintree.

Train service is operating between JFK/UMass and Braintree.

Visit https://t.co/cQbZXifMbq to learn more

[Boston 25 News @boston25]

New snowfall map: Late Sunday-Monday nor’easter expected to bring heavy snow to Massachusetts https://t.co/CRnCqAAoVr

[Vicki Graf @VickiGrafWX]

A powerful nor'easter arrives tonight. Blizzard Warnings are in effect across eastern MA with Winter Storm Warnings west of 128. Be prepared for dangerous travel Monday!