dev

black, gay, and a hater 🏳️‍🌈

[nolan @oomfs_lore]

praying for all the gay guys because they’re always at an airport going somewhere for no reason

[Miss Andry @all4MissAndry]

my g-spot is located in my bank account

[Idk @Luvidk21_]

"how do you handle stressful situations?"

Me:

[mrs. glock 🩵 @mylovedes_1]

love that the first option is stealing and not being musty!! be like him!! do NOT BE MUSTY!!

[DIMES @Diimees_]

I’m smoking at the table this Thanksgiving either hit the blunt or stfu

[𝐴 𝑈𝑛𝑖𝑣𝑒𝑟𝑠𝑖𝑡𝑦 𝑜𝑓 𝐻𝑜𝑢𝑠𝑡𝑜𝑛 𝐹𝑎𝑛 @NotWhoYouDream]

You can quite literally name a cuisine and find 15 of them that would be the best restaurant of that kind anywhere else in the US.

[cole @juul_survivor]

Girl fuck you and that BEIS work tote

[swagner @BayouBikeyBoi]

WE’RE PUTTING THE RAINBOW CROSSWALKS BACK ON WESTHEIMER

[James Talarico @jamestalarico]

First stop post-win: Whataburger.

[Pop Base @PopBase]

James Talarico has won the U.S. Senate election in Texas, defeating Republican Ken Paxton. (via NBC)

He becomes the first Democrat elected to the U.S. Senate from Texas since 1988.

[M @melosling]

The first time Gina Hinojosa says “puro pinche 956” as Texas governor

[Deacon Blues, MBA 🌵 @JotaroPujo]

We turning Greg Abbott into a Waymo

[karla @youcallmeupat6]

The gay + hag American work week in 2026

Mon - simply not a work day. overcommunicate in multiple group chats
Tues - do some work
Weds - do some work
Thurs - start to put things off to next week
Fri - simply not a work day. Deeply engage with group chat in a meaningful way

[𝖓𝖎𝖓𝖊 🕯 @atlanticesque]

Chicago has a subway stop just called “Chicago”

Unserious

[𝐶𝑖𝑛𝑛𝑎 @faerivelle]

how i feel on a daily basis

[LEGENDARY LADE! 🇳🇬 @LegendaryLade]

Drake steps out for his 40th birthday!🗽🔥

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

North West as Natalie Nunn for Halloween.

[TINASHE @Tinashe]

☆ THE SHOW MUST GO ON ☆

Pre-sale tickets available tomorrow 10/20 at 10am local
Password: POPSTAR

Public on-sale Wednesday 10/21 at 10am local

[lainie @youngneandrthal]

it’s so tea to announce your new pussy debut honestly

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

i do love when a celebrity starts beef on twitter the old fashioned way