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Cal Poly Slo ☆ what it do babby

[Lo♡ @LoloBalestrieri]

....how much caff could a half-caff have if a decaf could have caff????

[Rick Snip ✂️ @katykweenofcats]

Sometimes my cat walks around with my slipper like he’s wearing it

[Colleen @Coll3enG]

what pyramid scheme should i join to pass the time

[Pete Blackburn @PeteBlackburn]

Fellas is it gay to enjoy a hot beverage

[michaela okland @MichaelaOkla]

Man fuck LA I hate this shit, got invited to an event where the dress code is “elevated picnic” I’m not fucking kidding

[𝓶𝓲𝓼𝓼 𝓴𝓮𝓷𝔃𝓲𝓮 @kenzgm]

Dude: cool tattoo what does it mean

Me: flower :)

[Lo♡ @LoloBalestrieri]

Leave our house for 5 days and someone dead ass stole our laundry detergent

[James @CaucasianJames]

i’m not like most girls. for starters, i’m not even a girl

[Kendall Roberson @noprob_krob81]

Never laughed so hard in my life. Everyone plz read

[pablo @okaypabloo]

y = mx + it b like that sometimes

[Josh Broyles @JoshBroyles27]

If the Grinch's heart can grow 3 sizes in 1 day I'm pretty sure my professor can raise my C to an A

[Trashvis @Trashvis]

today is the only day you can retweet this