Laurie Jones Harlow

64, divorced with a dog. Purdue alum 🚂🆙 Craving a simpler life. Family, creativity, authenticity, kindness, love.

[Libby Emmons @libbyemmons]

Prediction: The Lindsay Clancy supporters won't back Metallica Harrison after she stabbed her toddler son and husband to death because they are also classist, and Metallica is not a middle-class white girl name. Clancy stans are pro poor little rich girls.

[NotKennyRogers @NotKennyRogers]

Indiana Republicans just had a state senator accused of shoplifting at multiple Walmart locations.

Indiana Democrats: "Hold my beer."

[Antidepressant Content @depressionlesss]

Living with a pet means constantly explaining things out loud that they will never understand, like "No, we cannot go outside right now, it is three in the morning and it's raining."

[Paul Robertson 🇺🇸 @ShadeSalvo]

I would much rather see Josh Allen’s wife, Hailee Steinfeld, on my TV screen during a football game than Taylor Swift 💯

#Bills #BillsMafia #Rams #RamsHouse #MNF

[Caleb Hammer @sircalebhammer]

It was the most tame standup set I’ve ever seen.

Woke 2.0 is going to be beyond retarded.

Why do we let these people control our culture…

[Mr PitBull Stories @MrPitbull07]

Sending a 76-year-old widower home from heart surgery with “instructions in the portal” is negligence with a login screen.

A retired mechanic had a bypass on a Tuesday. Discharged Friday. The nurse handed him a sheet that read: “Post-op care instructions, medication changes, and warning signs are available in your patient portal.”

He lives alone. No email. A flip phone he calls “the brick.”

For three days, nobody told him which pills to stop. He took them all.

His son found him gray in the face on Sunday and drove him back to the ER.

The instructions had been in the portal the whole time. Nobody printed a single page.

When did “go home and rest” turn into “go home and log in”?

[The Husky @Mr_Husky1]

I was waiting in line for coffee when an older woman turned to the people around her and asked if anyone knew how to send a picture from her phone.

She explained that she had just gotten her first smartphone and wanted to send a photo to her grandson who was away at college.

Without hesitation, several people stepped in to help her figure it out. Everyone was patient, showing her which buttons to press and making sure she knew how to do it herself.

A minute later, her grandson sent a picture back.

The look on her face was absolutely priceless. She lit up, laughed with excitement, and said, “I remember how now. I think I’m going to like this phone.”

And just like that, a simple moment in a coffee shop turned into something beautiful.

Strangers who had never met her were smiling. People who had been busy staring at their phones looked up and shared in her happiness. For a brief moment, everyone in that line was connected by the joy of a grandmother receiving a picture from someone she loves.

I doubt her grandson has any idea that his little photo made an entire line of strangers smile today.

Sometimes, the smallest things we do mean more than we will ever know.

Never underestimate the power of a simple act of kindness.

[Austin (AC) 🇺🇸🤘 @AustinConserve]

Bevo said not today, Sooner!

Don’t mess with Texas! 🤘

#hookem #RedRiverRivalry

[Chicago Bears @ChicagoBears]

Thanks for da memories, Coach 💙

[Laurie Jones Harlow @lologopurdue]

@shaunvlog_ If you are traveling north, be sure to stop somewhere in Indiana! Southern Indiana is completely different than northern Indiana (thanks, glaciers)…Hoosier Hospitality awaits! 🏀🌽🏁

[Jesse Kelly @JesseKellyDC]

Why did AOC, Hochul, and El-Sayed all come out in favor of that village bicycle from Cornell in the span of 24 hours?

It has nothing to do with the case itself. Young, insane women are the heartbeat of the Democrat Party. Without them it’s over.

So they must pander to them.

[The Drunk Republican @DrunkRepub]

Just filled up my tank. Was not cheap. Guess it’s time to re-trans the kids and let in another 20 million illegals.

[AJ Inapi (Allan) @aj_inapi]

SOME OF YOU NEED TO HEAR THIS:

President Trump is the President. He is not your personal financial manager.

It's not President Trump's fault that you:

• Bought a $70K truck on an 84-month loan you couldn't afford.
• Carry $15K in credit-card debt buying wants instead of needs.
• DoorDash dinner while complaining groceries are expensive.
• Upgrade your $1,200 phone every two years.
• Pay for 7 subscriptions you barely use.
• Took a mortgage at the absolute limit the bank would approve.
• Spend thousands every year on alcohol, vaping, gambling or other habits.
• Take vacations on credit and pay for them for the next 18 months.
• Never built an emergency fund when times were good.
• Increased your lifestyle every time your income increased instead of building assets.

Yes, housing is expensive. Groceries are expensive. Insurance is expensive. Healthcare is expensive.

Government policy matters.

But PERSONAL DECISIONS matter too.

No President can sign an Executive Order fixing 20 years of your financial habits.

Sometimes Washington needs accountability.

Sometimes the person in the mirror does too.

[Sovereign Minds✝️ @SovereignMindsX]

Vote like the other side will kill you for talking.

[Megan Fox @MeganFoxWriter]

I'm going to get hate for saying this, but I want you all to think about it. This year has been real bad for women's autonomy. First, it's the Lindsay Clancy crew telling the world that new moms are a major homicidal risk and hormones make them crazy murdering psychos, and now we're back to "women can't drink alcohol and be responsible for themselves and their actions...but MEN CAN." They face responsibility for their actions while drunk, but we shouldn't because... we're women. This is not hitting the way some of you think it is.

[Thrilla the Gorilla @ThrillaRilla369]

Instead of adding pink ribbons to their products this month maybe companies should just remove the cancer causing ingredients.

[🇨🇦 Musky Husky🇨🇦 @2010CLDL]

So are women strong and independent and can be President

or

are they vulnerable and easily manipulated for men to take advantage of them?

Pick one feminists. Can't have both.