how is beauty and the beast a “tale as old as time”? a lady hooks up with a big dog, and all the candles in the house start talking? I hope that hasn’t happened before
In @tnyshouts, @mikedicenzo collects Fran Lebowitz’s most helpful Amazon reviews: “I’ve never read ‘Harry Potter.’ I never will read ‘Harry Potter.’ Do you know why this is? Because I’m not 12.” https://t.co/jtUx5Om8jd
It’s going to rain again tomorrow.*
*This tweet was copied and pasted from Tuesday, which was copied and pasted from Monday, which was copied and pasted from Sunday, which was copied and pasted from Saturday, which was copied and pasted from Friday.