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just trying to get a laugh from my friends✨

[lolo @lolomic03]

With Valentine’s Day and midterms around the corner make sure you’re going into everything fully prepared

[bONGO🪻 @wariocolosseum]

it’s so cool how rich ppl make our lives so much worse by making us deal with massive problems they caused

[Ochai Latte @nasimali]

me normally: this country is prohibitively expensive and only gets away with being perceived as good because we have the hitler country right next door

me during international sporting competitions:

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

BREAKING: The affordability crisis is so bad that, for the first time ever, both mom and dad are working full-time in most American families, per FORTUNE

[Jenni @hashjenni]

It seems like Mamdani doesn’t even have an office he just works the streets like a smiling genie granting common wishes

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Canada’s Jonathan David joins Leo Messi as the only players to score a hat-trick at the 2026 World Cup.

[the vampire amma @civilwarondrugs]

all thanks to nirvanna the band

[josh 📈 @oldviennalager]

checkout ladies at Bloor fruit market are torontos strongest soldiers

[exodia . @rarestofall_]

having big boobs makes you look bigger than you are fr

[GL @gldivittorio]

She saw that soccer team and got moving

[san 🇵🇸 @ndsnas]

Moving to Toronto has been so crazy because there is truly so much to do that I do not have time to be depressed, I do not have time to think about killing myself, I got places to go, films to see, classes to take, books to read, streets to explore. I love it here!

[B.W. Carlin @BaileyCarlin]

I requested a tree for a second time for outside of my condo building and they put it in 3 days later. Had been waiting 3 years lol.

[unmarried trophy wife @trophywifeLLC]

Every man will annoy you. Some will annoy you in Italy. Choose wisely.

[‏ً @itsnwts]

i’m obviously going to piss some men off with this, but a lot of long marriages in the past existed because women were financially trapped. when a woman makes her own money, the only thing a man can truly offer is how he treats her. that’s why there’s a male loneliness epidemic

[Minitrain @MinitrainTV]

Option C:
- queen street west
- small apartment with roommate
- no car, probably broke, maybe an rv
- plan to get a gig at the rivoli
- do random stuff around the city, play Nintendo 64 all day
- practice piano, a lot
- get gig at rivoli, become famous and make hella bread! $$$

[WastingTimeWithBravo @WastgTimeWBravo]

I admire her commitment to make everything she puts on look trashy

[Milu @dollisheart]

In addition to being gentle and caring i am very neurotic and high strung. This is endearing to the right person i’m sure

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

"AI is likely to produce neither a job apocalypse nor productivity utopia, but something harder to measure: a quiet degradation of the quality of the jobs that remain," per Bloomberg

[Saf 🇺🇸 @muzziemulti]

ooohhh look at me i’m a new yorker i get mamdani AND the nba championship

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

Islington today