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The reason there's only two cherries in a can of fruit salad is a can is two servings and the cherry goes on top. Pronouns: ma'am/ma'am/ma'am's

[Lolotehe @lolotehe]

shortbread: 1 stick butter, 1 cup flour, 1/4 cup sugar (I like powdered sugar for this), oven 375, ungreased pan, 20 minutes

[Lolotehe @lolotehe]

@tomricks1 Hit the line about headship and bailed.

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@jon_snow_420 We assume he choked to death.

[Lolotehe @lolotehe]

@jon_snow_420 I dunno. I heard a story about a chihuahua that got in a fight with a great Dane. The great Dane died.

[Radical Graffiti @GraffitiRadical]

Activists in Tasmania have stuck up more honest promo stickers inside Coles & Woolworths stores, the two dominant supermarket chains in Australia.

[lee gatlin @neilaglet]

with the new Frasier approaching, just putting this out there again if they need any material for a flashback

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@loldoc

[Existential Comics (find me on bluesky) @existentialcoms]

I would like to issue a formal apology to the X community for implying that the Telsa Autopilot™ feature could be engage safely around pedestrians. According to industry experts Telsa's Autopilot is dangerous and unreliable, and I will do better in the future to express this.

[John Hardel @hardel_john]

Electrocution scene from Mr. Bug Goes To Town, animated by George Germanetti and Harold Walker.

[d.merrill @terebifunhouse]

I swear to god Ontario politics are real, I swear this isn't some made for TV movie

[Lolotehe @lolotehe]

@spacecoyotl @Fangamer Whatever happened to that comic that depicted Revelations but in the style of Pokemon? I had a roommate with the seven-eyed lamb, but could never find it again.

[Lolotehe @lolotehe]

@terebifunhouse It is very obvious some people never read the book.

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@erasmusNYT You're sooo lucky she would find it funny.

[Uju Anya @UjuAnya]

Texas is replacing counselors mandated by law to report child abuse with religious clergy who perpetrate and hide child abuse. Bonus, this obliterates separation of church and state using taxes to PAY clergy to have authority and influence over children inside **public** schools.

[Jason Linkins @dceiver]

honor your ancestors (who put plumbing indoors)

[Jorts (and Jean) @JortsTheCat]

Maybe we should all take a minute to reflect on what it says about our society when multiple people are sending DMs about the burning man sex plane to a cat

[Heather Hogan @theheatherhogan]

There’s a couple breaking up so loudly on the sidewalk in front of my house! He said WHO ARE YOU GONNA TAKE TO YOUR SISTER’S WEDDING NEXT WEEKEND? She said MOZZARELLA STICKS! Which is a valid and devastating blow.

[Lolotehe @lolotehe]

@Cajsa Same.