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fat bastard, actor, savior, Democratically Elected Leader of Antifa ✊🏼

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Never been a "tin-foil-hat" kind of conspiracy theorist, but this scenario is beyond plausible.

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@SecKennedy @WhiteHouse @HHSGov

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@WhiteHouse Dumbass

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@KyleKulinski He meant "mind" clearance. Easy mistake

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@dpakman Because this:

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@SecScottBessent @WhiteHouse Bet you loaded up on Bitcoin before your announcement, you fuckin schmuck

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@SenateGOP Fake news! Dems want INTERGALACTIC aliens to vote. Do you guys even talk to each other?

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@HouseGOP Not if TRUMP has anything to do with it. Challenge accepted

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@SenateGOP Sure hope so

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@WhiteHouse Good thing those tariffs took it right out of our fuckin pockets! I was just thinking i had too much spending money

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@Republicans Remember when ICE killed protesters in a country where it's literally the first amendment of the Constitution? Pepperidge Farm remembers

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@WhiteHouse @StateDept Just not the Golden Visas sold by Trump

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@Republicans Idiots

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@Republicans Trump just doing this economic crap to force side-skirted currency swaps using Bitcoin, which he and his family have a major stake in. Notice the jump in Bitcoin and other cryptos the last week or so? Nah... probably just a coincidence

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@WhiteHouse 8/24/2023: the day judicial accountability ceased to matter

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Does anybody know what the actual FUCK Congress does all day?

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@FoxNews What a dingaling. No public school is telling children that😑

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@Republicans

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@WhiteHouse @EDSecMcMahon No way he's actually promoting an actual education policy. More like promoting some disturbing Project 2025 bullet point to force religion down childrens' throats and keep the masses stupid. Smart children didn't grow up to be Trump supporters.

Valiant try though

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@SoloFlow786 @YourAnonNews Wrong! Fungi have value

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@PressSec As an American, should i empty my wallet now, or....