LOL Not Randy Orton

Not actually Randy Orton, but the slightly less snarky, slightly funnier, more Codysexual version. Follow the REAL Randy Orton at @RandyOrton.

[LOL Not Randy Orton @LOLRandyOrton]

The CW may be bringing back "Whose Line Is It Anyway," but I'm starring in a new show too. It's called "What's My Line Anyway?"

[LOL Not Randy Orton @LOLRandyOrton]

Oh, by the way, @JustinGaybriel, I've been having the most interesting dreams. #SpoilerAlert #YoureInThem

[LOL Not Randy Orton @LOLRandyOrton]

I MIGHT be back. Watch this space. And @CodyRoseLOL? Shave. And stay away from Punk. He's stanky as hell.

[LOL Not Randy Orton @LOLRandyOrton]

I'm not back, I just remembered my password. Go watch me on TV, I'm prettier there.

[LOL Not Randy Orton @LOLRandyOrton]

How you know 'bout my dick. RT "@MochacianaMarch: You self-indulgent, decadent, greasy-ass herpes-dicked cold sore-farming little shithead."

[LOL Not Randy Orton @LOLRandyOrton]

#ForeverCodysexual

[LOL Not Randy Orton @LOLRandyOrton]

SO. SO. I get out of bed just to grab @CodyRoseLOL and get back in it. HAH. Living the life, yo. Bai errbodeh bai.

[LOL Not Randy Orton @LOLRandyOrton]

@CodyRoseLOL .......That jaw in your profile pic. HHhhhhhhhhnnnnnngggggggg COME HERE AND LET ME LOVE YORU FACE.

[LOL Not Randy Orton @LOLRandyOrton]

@RomoniReed ESPRESSO. Definitely espresso.

[Cody Rose @CodyRoseLOL]

@LOLRandyOrton It's not private if everyone has seen it....multiple times.....

[LOL Not Randy Orton @LOLRandyOrton]

Also: sex with Caffeine!Cody? BITEMARKS. Good luck with us on RAW. All the questions, omg.

[LOL Not Randy Orton @LOLRandyOrton]

........Cody's loaded up on caffeine and wants sex. When I wake up after this, it's gonna be like I got run over by a 10-wheeler. YES.

[LOL Not Randy Orton @LOLRandyOrton]

@CodyRoseLOL Speaking of putting something private into something private, you have a DM. >DDDDDDDDD

[LOL Not Randy Orton @LOLRandyOrton]

I have skin the color of coffee too. I probably also taste like coffee. And aggression. And bits of wooden tables.

[LOL Not Randy Orton @LOLRandyOrton]

@CodyRoseLOL .............YES. OMG. BB U SO SMART. COME GET INTO MY PANTS AND USE ME FOR YOUR CAFFEINE ADDICTION.

[LOL Not Randy Orton @LOLRandyOrton]

Hi, my name is Randy, and @CodyRoseLOL is my everything, and I don't give a fuck, basically. Also: My scruff. #ThatIsAll

[Cody Rose @CodyRoseLOL]

Hi, my name is Cody and I'm addicted to sex. I'm addicted to @LOLRandyOrton too. And caffeine. And Gale Harold. #ThatsAll

[LOL Not Randy Orton @LOLRandyOrton]

@CodyRoseLOL lkajdsflkajdflakjfd I AM NOT OLD! JUST ONE YEAR CLOSER TO THE END OF DAYS!

[LOL Not Randy Orton @LOLRandyOrton]

@CodyRoseLOL YES I DO! You barely let me sleep last night...

[LOL Not Randy Orton @LOLRandyOrton]

NO. NOBODY GIVES @CODYROSELOL HIS CLOTHES BACK.