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[litquidity @litcapital]

Only a matter of time until we have Roger and Rafa join KKR and Blackstone

[Carter Donnick @CDonnick1]

Probably took it out of his paycheck too

[nazzo @nazzobetweeting]

europe needs to grow the fuck up. grow. the. fuck. up. extreme heat is DANGEROUS and can be FATAL. enough fucking grandstanding against americans because you have a fucking inferiority complex. GET AC AND SAVE YOUR CITIZENS’ LIVES.

[Bryan Fonseca 🇵🇷 @BryanFonsecaNY]

How did the NBA allow this dude to own a team?

[Jill Tucker @jilltucker]

If you ever doubt how magical this world is, one day you will decide to go to a World Cup watch party in Oakland that you found online to root for a country where you spent two years trying to coax English out of the mouths of Cape Verdean teenagers. 1/7

[Josie Stratman @JosieStratman]

Mayor Mamdani on his "Talk with the Mayor" twitch stream reveals an old username: airnova2112 (after Mars 2112)

Apparently a 15-year-old Mamdani used the username to come to the defense of his director mom, Mira Nair, from haters on online film chat boards

[S @lolsooj]

@SasquatchSportz @MySportsUpdate More like a tenth of the talent

[DollarDog Nick @DollarDogNick]

Dianna: “I see you’re a Browns fan. I can FaceTime Hue Jackson for you”

Cop: “Ma’am, please step out of the vehicle”

[S @lolsooj]

@JohnSmithig0n @afcmohsen @QuantK22 LMAOOO https://t.co/WjYDgGWxIe

[Crazy Clips @crazyclips_]

At 10 years old this Norwegian man was left alone by his parents in Mumbai

[S @lolsooj]

@QRealigion @OneLegSoldMe @ItsKingSlime Lavar is a better dad than 99.9% of dads lmaooo

[Slime🐍 @ItsKingSlime]

Lavar Ball praises the Minnesota Timberwolves for trading for his son LaMelo, but URGES them to pick up Lonzo & Gelo as well to GUARANTEE a championship 🤣🔥

“Together you can’t beat em… You can get Lonzo damn near for nothin. You can get Gelo damn near for nothin… Whenever them Ball boys together, CANT LOSE.”

[🍜 @SanesBurner]

Shamelessly saying this whilst you guys left one of your own when he was lost between borders.

[Zy @ZyMazza]

Don't worry about it. The Chinese also invented gunpowder, and then literally didn't invent guns because they were using it for fireworks. They love fireworks. They will always use technology for fireworks. They can't help themselves.

[litquidity @litcapital]

If you are offering $2 million to get into this party, you deserve to pay an annual 99.9% wealth tax

[brandon* @brndxix]

george orwell couldn’t even predict this level of surveillance

[The Anonymous Nobody @el_budget]

“The free lunch program is over, fellas. God bless”~ The Bucks to the brothers