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Why am I being arrested?

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"You're too gorgeous to be single." and, you're too ugly to be flirting with me.

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Telling people you're tired, when in reality, you're just bored.

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Remember to watch Friday Night Cranks tonight! I know I will be! http://t.co/eExSITDb @FNC @KristinRose @KristinRoseFNC

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That awkward moment when your hand touches someone's ass by mistake.

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Wiping your ass and finding no shit on the toilet paper is equal to a Flawless Victory in Mortal Kombat.

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I hate it when you talk to someone every single day and then it just stops. All of a sudden neither of you say a word to each other...

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The best revenge is living a kick ass life.

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Having a sarcastic conversation with yourself when people are ignoring you.

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Whenever I tell the cashier to ‘keep the change’, it takes everything in my power not to call them a filthy animal.

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Admit it… We don’t call Gatorade by its flavors, we call it by its colors.

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If you say LOL or OMG out loud, I don’t like you.

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Retweet if you ever changed a whole text message just because you didn’t know how to spell one word.

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The Worst Feeling: Seeing a cop car make a u-turn behind you.

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Admit it. You get a small rush of happiness when your crush likes your Facebook picture or status.

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The idiot in horror movies who suggests they should split up.

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Teachers act fake when the principal comes in the classroom.