Danielle L.

show the haters how it's done by hating yourself most -Cole Sprouse

[Danielle L. @lolzdanielle]

@omariospizza I like her Xmas shirt in August

[K. Alex @k_alex_h]

And when I graduate from college, get accepted to law school, graduate from law school, pass the Bar Exam, work 3-5 years in a law firm, run for Congress, get elected to Congress, and pass meaningful educational and mental health reforms, it’s over for you hoes.

[jess @_jesshassell]

It’s 2018 and ppl are still riding elephants?????🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️ still going to sea world??? Still taking pics with tigers chained up and drugged ???? 🤦🏽‍♀️

[🍒 @nedyah]

Megan Fox, a bi icon, is out here not giving a FUCK about forcing stupid gender roles on her kids, I stan a legend https://t.co/zimNk3EkF6

[VOYGASM @TeamVoygasm]

Got pulled over on my way home from jersey Mike’s and he said why’re you speeding and I held up my sandwich and i said I’m just really excited to eat this and he Still gave me a ticket

[Danielle L. @lolzdanielle]

I need a tinder but for friends

[Danielle L. @lolzdanielle]

@Jesse93606477 @nadiawanna_ @Syntheee I’m pretty sure killing humans is already illegal ?? How else could you mean putting animal lives ahead of humans BCUZZZZ there are other ways to test products :)

[Hange Zoë @Jeesa_Jay]

Auntie Michelle ain’t put them legs away since she left the White House and I am living for it lol https://t.co/CKDqymx72s

[Peter Smith @Redpeter99]

Forget she's the Queen. She's a 92 year old woman walking on uneven ground in baking hot weather. Trump set a brisk pace without checking on her welfare. An utter self obsessed twat. https://t.co/FXyNAHzrrY

[ryan. @ctuallyryan]

sometimes I think that I’m dramatic but then I remember that Jenelle from Teen Mom literally missed her court date and went to jail because she refused to miss a Kesha concert since she already got the feathers in her hair

[sloane (sîpihkopiyesîs) 🇵🇸🇨🇩🇸🇩 @cottoncandaddy]

white ppl will feel unsafe walking by a black man on the sidewalk but will literally try to talk to the devil through a ouija board

[omar taweh عمر طاوع, MD @omariospizza]

my sophomore year of college, a Blaze Pizza opened up on our campus.
my friend & i went, photoshopped a pic to make it look like lebron james (owner of blaze) was there, and posted it in a university facebook group.

to this day, people still talk about how he visited the store.

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

the issue with nannying is you’re with young children so many hours a week you forget how to be a normal person. just asked my friend, a 23 year old woman, if she needed to “go potty before we leave”

[maura @painthands]

Remember Kiwi & his goth gf? Well now she's his goth wife and they have 4 beautiful half goth babies 💚💙🖤

[maddie @_M4DDOG]

Hi sorry we’re late Dalton made me take pictures of him from a very specific angle for 10 minutes so it would look like he took a selfie with a box of mac n cheese https://t.co/kgcJD6FzeS