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Somebody passes you a bowl of Carolina Reaper Chili-peppers and you get a 1000 dollars if you do either of these 4 tasks. Which one do you do?

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@sbgderrick Why not Phallus?

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Hello cesspool of stupidity!!

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Life comes at you fast!! That's why you have to learn to cum faster!

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@n1ffr No thanks, I'm good 😅

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If I would physically grow with my impatience,... I would have suffocated in the cold embrace of the void of space by now,...

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@n1ffr Depending on how this September unfolds you might need to wait a few more weeks. But that also brings us Spooky 👻 Month!

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@sbgderrick It is only a half step and even most musicians have relative pitch rather than perfect pitch. So yeah not everyone will notice. That being said, singing along it's easy to feel something is off

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@Its_Troublesom3 I mean, I kept it vague in time and location because it happened before, all over the world. People just keep falling for the same BS

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Populist politics is the dumbest thing that straight up morons keep falling for. "I am just like you!" Says some asshole with millions in the bank. "Also, don't blame me, blame these people!" Pointing at some marginalised group,...

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@n1ffr He is still out there,...

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@n1ffr He just cloned a powered up Sutekh,...

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@sbgderrick How is this real,... How do people go through life believing something that next level stupid 😅

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I never understood why showing emotions was ever seen as weak. There is a difference between allowing yourself to feel things or wallowing in negative emotions. Nuance is difficult. So many idiots only think in black and white,...

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@n1ffr I mean it's clear. The top one is too dark, too constantly zoomed in. I can't tell if the choreography is good in the top one because of the close up camera BS, but it does look like the bottom one is better in that regard as well. That and the contrast and colours,...

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In Dutch, strong winds are called "Rukwinden" which can be translated to "Wankwinds" So obviously I'm gonna step outside and pretend to cum,...

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@FINALLEVEL Blocking Dumb MFs on this app, that sounds like a full time job,...

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@consequence @limpbizkit I guess it wasn't just one of those days!!

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@sbgderrick @FINALLEVEL It's legit one of the dumbest unwritten rules. Like you're supposed to wear merch of a similar band,... Make no sense to me. Also, I can understand wearing merch as a tribute to bands you respect as a musician, but you have to hustle and rep your shit at the same time,...

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@NoContextBrits Feel like this needed to be a Venn Diagram instead 😂

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@Kingd353 @DudespostingWs Funny enough, I don't think I know many people like that!? But then again I don't tend to rewatch movies or replay games (with small exceptions), I will return to songs and artists but I keep looking for new things,...