D

dad’s least favorite son

[D @lolzroyce_]

Elphaba should have been played by a baddie like Lil Anez

[D @lolzroyce_]

my uber smells like if Baskin-Robbins had an indoor pool

[D @lolzroyce_]

The world could use a rainbow wheel emoji @Apple 🍭

[D @lolzroyce_]

Hilary Duff is my earth, air, wind and fire

[D @lolzroyce_]

@ptklein easily

[D @lolzroyce_]

show me one more Twix bar without a physical one in sight @SixFlags …

[D @lolzroyce_]

jojo siwa is not a real person

[D @lolzroyce_]

yall remember leeches … yall could use some leeches

[D @lolzroyce_]

for those that care: banana peppers from Mr Goodcents.

[D @lolzroyce_]

Do you know the joy of a McDonald’s cookie tote and Muscle Milk?

[D @lolzroyce_]

I can do hard things. Face my fears.

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

trans day of visibility and easter falling on the same day this year

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

this is the closest thing we’ll ever get to an air bender

[D @lolzroyce_]

I know y’all are hearing “Cardinal” but I’m hearing “Garden Gnome” #DeeperWell

[Sam Stryker @sbstryker]

This is actually insane

[David @homesweethomo]

gay people are like “she saved my life” and it’s Ja’mie King.

[D @lolzroyce_]

“Can a woman not love Martina Navratilova and black penises?” #RHOMiami

[Rose Dommu @rosedommu]

Paul: you better not be starting a holy war when I get there

Lady Jessica:

[*bd*ll*h @ab00xx]

if you can’t love yourself how the hell you gonna terrorize somebody else

[Meghan Thee Trainor @Rowlegendary]

not Rolling Stone whacking every cast member calling them losers omg