Guy on train: Bruv, you wearing fake tan.
Me: It's for my job
GOT: You on Love Island or su'in?
Me: (Points to convenient Strictly poster on the platform)
Still Me: 😎
I hope the plonker in the black polo who drove right up my sons rear through Collingham even though he was doing the speed limit & had L plates on got home safely! We did no thanks to you😡