Luke

I like a beer once in a while.

[Luke @lombizzle]

@Channel4 what on earth made you think that @NadineDorries would make a good analyst for the election coverage. She’s an embarrassment to an otherwise sensible and well balanced panel. Making baseless claims of sexism and misogyny whenever she exposes her own ignorance.

[Luke @lombizzle]

@TheSportsGalle2 @FastestPitStop Kush maini is 5 years older than bearman and antonelli, he might be challenging for f2 poles at the minute but has a hell of a lot more experience

[Luke @lombizzle]

@lucefen What an absolute melt

[Luke @lombizzle]

@McDonaldsUK I just had to abandon a (very simple) order after waiting 20 minutes at the Southend airport branch because I had to catch a train. There was mountains of food sitting there. Why is it impossible to make a complaint or request a refund via the app??

[Luke @lombizzle]

@PaddingtonCen great day so far, but Andy Murray is on BBC1 and the big screen has been showing BBC2 for the past 30 mins. Plz change it!!!

[Luke @lombizzle]

@Ohbenton sorry mate been too busy living la vida loca!

[Luke @lombizzle]

#prodigy http://t.co/S0v0sRZvbR

[Luke @lombizzle]

http://t.co/S0v0sRZvbR

[Luke @lombizzle]

“@ICURFC: ICURFC to be disbanded with immediate effect

https://t.co/KXh42laz12”

Worst #Aprilfool ever.

[Luke @lombizzle]

#wordbrain http://t.co/S0v0sRZvbR

[Luke @lombizzle]

Shanked it #Varsity2015 #3XV4LYF

[Luke @lombizzle]

Absolutely battered - miss varsity so much!!! #impvarsity!

[Luke @lombizzle]

“@ICURFC: Lots of celebration! Sorry for the delay, #3xv win! First of three! #impvarsity @SportImperial

ICURFC 29 - 10 @imrfc”

#3XV4LYF

[Luke @lombizzle]

@charlo_tte I only stalked because you put a sickeningly deep post up again, you know what you have to do to get me to stop!! #NoEmotion

[Luke @lombizzle]

“@charlo_tte: @CharlotteSays literally THE BEST 😍 hate soft ones 😷” THATS WHAT SHE SAID. BOOOOM!

[Luke @lombizzle]

Words cannot describe how excited I am to see who will replace @ed_durkin as @ICURFC Captain of Morale! #bigshoes #goforthandmoralise

[Luke @lombizzle]

@charlo_tte bleurgh, bit deep

[Luke @lombizzle]

Great setup #6Nations

[Luke @lombizzle]

@ICURFC great result!!

[Imperial College Rugby @ICURFC]

Reading 1st XV 12 - 14 Imperial 1st XV

Win for the #1xv! Reading scored last play of the game but failed to convert, nerve racking!