Lauren McCaffrey

NYU grad, producer, baseball nerd. Epstein didn’t kill himself.

[Lauren McCaffrey @lomccaffrey]

I’m the friend with gum

[Lauren McCaffrey @lomccaffrey]

Bros been posing the same way for 500 years

[The Cultural Tutor @culturaltutor]

This may seem like an ordinary portrait, but look closer.

That grey mark at the bottom is actually a skull when viewed from the right angle.

It's The Ambassadors, painted by Hans Holbein the Younger nearly 500 years ago, and one of art's greatest mysteries...

[Lauren McCaffrey @lomccaffrey]

Been in NY 5 min and already my walking pace has quickened, I’m aggressively jaywalking and I’m craving a bacon, egg and cheese on a bagel like it’s water in a barren desert

[Lauren McCaffrey @lomccaffrey]

Today my dad asked me who Kanye West is

[Mike Selleck @MikeSelleck]

Over the last 11 years the A’s have either made the playoffs or finished last in 10 of the 11 seasons...have the most 100-loss seasons in ML history but the 2nd most 100-win seasons...are tied for the most last place finishes but are tied for the 3rd most World Championships.

[Lauren McCaffrey @lomccaffrey]

Is there anything crueler than fake pockets?

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Having a cat is fun cuz it’s like playing with a furry bag of razor blades

[Lauren McCaffrey @lomccaffrey]

The older I get. The more I appreciate ABBA

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Evidence

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I think I inadvertently taught my cat to play catch 🤷🏻‍♀️

[Lauren McCaffrey @lomccaffrey]

Couldn’t sleep.. crudité on the mind

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My toxic trait is expecting gas prices to have dropped by the next time I fill up

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10-1 Red Sox. Very sad to learn I’m not a witch after all 🤦🏻‍♀️

[Lauren McCaffrey @lomccaffrey]

Today I will personally will the A’s to win. You’re welcome.

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Lol to the Waldorf Astoria valet who complimented my dirty Subaru (complete with cobwebs on the side mirrors) while surrounded by shiny Porsches and Teslas… valiant effort. Truly.

[Lauren McCaffrey @lomccaffrey]

In NY. Grabbed a taxi

Driver: “where to?”

Me: “take me homeeeee. Country roadssssss. Sweet Virginia!”

Driver: “mam”

Me: “79th and York.”

[Lauren McCaffrey @lomccaffrey]

Just said “how you doin?” to a golden retriever

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A’s fans rn

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@NBCSAuthentic HATE this.

[Lauren McCaffrey @lomccaffrey]

Were fake bullet hole stickers on your car a trendy thing, or did I make that up?