Sophie Chuter

[Sophie Chuter @lomwod]

@mattstew_art That was her?! I still get the song that played when she and Karl kissed. It gets stuck in my head often. I hate it.

[Matt Stewart @mattstew_art]

New York, the state so nice they named it once

[Sophie Chuter @lomwod]

Dear @innocent, please consider putting the use by date on the front of your bottles. It takes so long to check them at work. The square bottles make it harder as you can’t just spin them round easily. But keep the square bottles. I like them.

[Fall Guys @FallGuysGame]

lol we're almost at 1 million followers

most professional account on twitter 2020

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we've got a spicy tweet ready to go

help RT to get us to the milli

[Sophie Chuter @lomwod]

@mattstew_art Hmmm so 10:30am for me. A little early to get on the gins but it would give me something to do at work Friday morning! Also it’s 1:30, get some sleep!

[Sophie Chuter @lomwod]

@mattstew_art @capperflapper I listened to all the available episodes at work today. Great fun.

[Sophie Chuter @lomwod]

@davewarneke @DoGoOnPod Where is your fantastic jumper from? You said you got it in England?

[Sophie Chuter @lomwod]

@DoGoOnPod My surname is Chuter. You say it like tutor. I’ve been called all these things and many more (and I’ve only had the name for 8 months!) I heard tutor but maybe only because I knew what they were saying. And hadn’t drunk 16 beer when I listened.

[Sophie Chuter @lomwod]

I needed some new boots so I went to a shop with 150 pairs of boots and only liked one pair. But they had gold detailing and I’m not a gold fan. Checked the kids section and they had the same boots but with silver details and in my size. And cheaper ‘cos no VAT! #smallfeetwin

[Sophie Chuter @lomwod]

@mattstew_art I read the first tweet as you were in a cafe called Gregory Grub when you met someone with the same name and now I need to open a restaurant just so I can call it Gregory Grub

[Sophie Chuter @lomwod]

@jess_perkins My husband and I regularly fight about when he turns certain lights off.

[Sophie Chuter @lomwod]

@mattstew_art I want to like this but it’s currently on 69 and I don’t want to be the one to ruin that.

[Sophie Chuter @lomwod]

Me coming back on Twitter *again* so I can get back to being an #iggle just in time for #IGGPPCamp

[Sophie Chuter @lomwod]

@TheDecemberists Is there a place to send fan mail to the band?

[Sophie Chuter @lomwod]

@SW_Railway Just asked my daughter. She said the bus just said "rail replacement" and the driver said yes when the person in front of my daughter said "weybridge?".

[Sophie Chuter @lomwod]

@SW_Railway It must have been the 7:31 then. And she didn't just get the wrong bus, the whole bus thought they were being taken to Weybridge.

[Sophie Chuter @lomwod]

@SW_Railway It was the replacement for the 7:30ish train. My daughter said the bus was due at 7:40 and she rang me distraught at 7:47.

[Sophie Chuter @lomwod]

@SW_Railway It was meant to be Addlestone to Weybridge but the driver went to Chertsey.

[Sophie Chuter @lomwod]

I just rejoined Twitter just to say how horrified I am that a @SW_Railway replacement bus driver took my daughter (and others) the the wrong station and told them to get off and wait for a bus back.