rat boy

master of karate and friendship for everyone

[rat boy @lonazeppelin]

starting a noodle thread 🧵

[rat boy @lonazeppelin]

@TaiyangPK @roach_a_fella @roach_a_fella hair inspo haha

[rat boy @lonazeppelin]

@TaiyangPK @roach_a_fella noooo thats why i said i can see where ur coming from!!!

[Apollo @jeanxvaljean]

Thanking the police 😭😭😭

[rat boy @lonazeppelin]

@SweatieAngle @JessRumao

[Non-anxiety Magnet (parody) @goesonrants]

Bangalore people: "Hey so there's no direct connection to my place, just take an Ola/Uber, it'll be the easiest way"
Mumbai people: "HAVE YOU HEARD OF A MOTHERFKING TRAIN BABY?????? IT COSTS ₹10 TO GET HERE!! IF YOU TAKE A CAB TO MEET ME, I'LL KILL MYSELF AND HAUNT YOU FOREVER"

[Swarnz 🇵🇸🏳️‍⚧️ @swarnzmaterial]

Hi! I'm a trans woman and software engineer currently on a career break due to multiple health reasons after I got doxed and lost my job last year. Meanwhile, I've taught programming to 3 batches and am starting new ones!

Pls share and signup! Link to register in the next tweet!

[dakota @im2hai]

how it feels being high in the shower

[rat boy @lonazeppelin]

@sanyxm @souperstar_ mujhe bhi

[rat boy @lonazeppelin]

@LanaDilLeGayi @beethotwhen found the funny one in the relationship

[rat boy @lonazeppelin]

@beethotwhen damn bro you got shooters fr (i will hunt down the 2 people who liked your replies)

[rat boy @lonazeppelin]

@beethotwhen name 5 vegetables you eat quick

[rat boy @lonazeppelin]

@beethotwhen yet another bad take from twitter user zero value in liquidity

[rat boy @lonazeppelin]

@Dayman4hhh duh doy

[stupid tech takes @stupidtechtakes]

Pouring a beer is such an easily replaceable job that I think there might be *another* reason why bartenders haven't been replaced since over a century ago

[bt @b__________t]

miss my friends so much we facetimed just to smoke a cigarette together

[rat boy @lonazeppelin]

@beethotwhen get that bag girl

[zero value in liquidity @beethotwhen]

inka sahi hai, na dimag na tension

[Brandon Randomly @BrandonRandomly]

@transgendererer I eat all my cigarette butts. If I save up a handful I can fill a peanut butter sandwich.