The Dreaded Re-Org

Stay away from me Frampton I ain't got shit to say to you!

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I've got so many fuckin portals on my home screen

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@applelaney I'm loving the locks on Chris

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Sometimes laughter isn't enough. Sometimes something is so funny you have to scream.

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I'm calling it now

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Transferring money from savings to avoid an overdraft fee

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I must do a little landry. And a little dish. Every day. It is just the way of life.

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Guys please, and you know I would never judge you, but please don't drive distracted because if you do you're gonna hit a turtle and then you're gonna feel really bad.

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@applelaney It really did.

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Stitches are like sewing for the skin if you think about it.

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Introducing the all new Toyota Fuck

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It's messed up that my eyes and throat itch this much because the plants are trying to fuck

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Yeah I know *blank* that's the homey (friend I don't have that much history with, but their house is very homey)

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Tasjid is cooking here.

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Why no vagina emoji?? What are they so afraid of?

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@applelaney It looks good!

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Y'all suck for not rt'ing this

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Jada Pinkett Smoth

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Listening to Caroline Polachek tiny desk concert again oop

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Everyone wants to say "let's unpack that" until you actually move apartments and then where are they?? Hmm?

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Dudes will hear the first two notes of a ZZ Top song and just think "hell yeah"

(it's me, I'm dudes)