Mark Harris

I put jam first on a scone. Quins season ticket holder. WestLondon via #TBSHS #UEA. #Reading. All views my own or someone else's.

[Mark Harris @londontoaster]

@harlequinspod Watched Arsenal instead

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@mrdanwalker Yes. Banned from egg 🍳 club for the foreseeable

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@bbctms Absolute stupidity, not heroics. Can’t believe the authorities allowed this to happen. Where is player welfare in the game?

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Buzzing to meet the @lionspod1888 boys in Melbs today. Both sporting @Harlequins ties. #COYQ

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@lionspod1888 Feel sorry for Marcus

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@lionspod1888 where are you boys hanging out pre match 🍺 #COYQ

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@andNickMullins What a game and what a commentary masterclass especially in the tie break

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@harlequinspod Lacklustre performance again

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@harlequinspod Reincarnation? 🦁

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@sarajcox I have a set of skis ⛷️ left by the previous owners when I moved into my flat in 2008

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@dallaglio8 Definitely 👍 we had 600+ in the stands at Richmond RFC for Friday Night Lights yesterday. @FulhamBoys and @GraveneySchool showcasing the best in state school rugby

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@FulhamBoys_DS Mr S looks delighted 😀

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@LizKershawDJ @springsteen Wasn’t expecting Amazing Grace from a rocker but what a banger!

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@JonathanMBryan Good afternoon

[Mr Smith @FulhamBoys_DS]

Telegraph exclusive. We can already see the difference in our young men. Fighting for the next generation by removing smartphones. I’d encourage all schools to do exactly the same thing.
https://t.co/d0jlBqRnMY

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@theJeremyVine The appearance of someone called Doreen on Twitter has me flummoxed

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The @jowhiley show is easily the best show on the @BBCRadio2 network and, this week, is in the supremely capable hands of @edibow The quality of music is perfect for any evening.

(PS don’t tell Tarby but her show is a very close second)

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Just when you were wondering what would fill an Olympics sized hole in TV viewing, along comes #Flintoff and his boys on tour. Great TV

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@Sonjamclaughlan @MrAndrewCotter When are the Spice Girls on?

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@adamhillscomedy Rockabill(it)y