blackboy

The author of Here to express myself in all its unfiltered profane glory.

[blackboy @lonelyblackboy]

@ABUJAPLUG It reminds me an interview I did at Vatebra many years ago in Lagos.

After being delayed for one hour or so, I met with the ogas of the company and got mocked for asking for more money than my current pay.

They said they'll be doing me a favour as I have so much to learn 🙄.

[blackboy @lonelyblackboy]

@KereDim I doubt. He said he loves "warm cum" 😈

[blackboy @lonelyblackboy]

I just lost access to a potential genitalia parapo today.

Sometimes doing the work of the Lord is not easy, but he who lives in us is greater than he who lives in the world.

[Favor @heyOnuoha]

He’s crazy, but he’s spitting facts 😂😂😂

[TENIOLA @Teeniiola]

Most Nigerian mums go think say this video na AI 😂😂

[blackboy @lonelyblackboy]

@cruisemaster_ What’s the name of the lube? 👀

[blackboy @lonelyblackboy]

@BBottom4Fun @McrRaw Damn, the top is such a pig. Love to see it, but I think it couldn't be me

[blackboy @lonelyblackboy]

@cruisemaster_ So beautiful

[blackboy @lonelyblackboy]

@Am_bodewilson What is HK?

[blackboy @lonelyblackboy]

And here I am, looking at a Facebook notification that Gabriele accepted my friend request, when the last thing I remember doing on Friday was unfriending her due to our last direct interaction (many years ago) being awkward AF.

😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

[Kiraaa @Rosaria__lxm]

I want romance. I want intimacy. I want the 3am love making. I want consistency. I want loyalty. I want the random looks of admiration. I want to know you're just for me. I want date nights and flowers. I want reassurance. I want priority. I want love that's pure and true.

[blackboy @lonelyblackboy]

Had my Karen moment today 😅

Enjoyed the pita, wanted to help clean up. No bin in sight, so took my trash inside; to get told to dump it outside... in a trashcan I had to touch.

Me: That’s not right

They: It’s called self-service

So I dropped the trash on my table as advised

[Denrele Edun @DENRELE_EDUN]

E Pele o!
Mr Defender of the Universe against Denrele and “dem” co.

Allow me school you;
I’m a Media Practitioner with over 3 Decades of Experience, Expertise and Exposure.
Started professional showbiz in 1994!
(Do the Math, I’m NOT your Mate). 🙌

Onto the Beating part, I’ll let it slide.
I’m not an Internet Sensation and I don’t see the plausible reason for the beating.

P.S: Don’t be fooled by the Heels and Hair; I’m a Black Belter and can hold my own anywhere!

Besides when you meet me in person and attempt beating, I won’t lift a finger!
My Street Credibility go shock you!
Awón werey ma beat è kpà!
😀😀😀

So I’ll take this joke in bad taste as Cruise, but know; there’s Crude in my Cruise!
Happy Easter and go beat your belly with some food….
Country Dey quiver, na Denrele you wan beat?! 😀😀

[blackboy @lonelyblackboy]

@KereDim Good to see you start writing again this year, big bro @KereDim . It's inspiring. I might need a drop of that fresh "anointing" myself. 🙌🏾

[Crazy Moments @Crazymoments01]

@PicturesFoIder They should make a show like The Office but it’s Spirit Airlines 😂

[blackboy @lonelyblackboy]

@DillonRoman9 Damn legend

[blackboy @lonelyblackboy]

Taking a moment out of the middle of my day to express my gratitude for having woken up feeling well-rested today; the second day in a row.

[blackboy @lonelyblackboy]

@RefugeesinLibya Such disappointing comments under this post about support for the Tunisian government.

Did you not read the part where people who have earned a legal right to live in Tunisia, based on regulations provided by the same government have had their rights taken away overnight?

[Shruti @heyshrutimishra]

9. Prompt: A beautiful homemade video showing the people of Lagos, Nigeria in the year 2056. Shot with a mobile phone camera.