Jennifer Blowpez

Married to Pluto

[Jennifer Blowpez @lonelyrib]

Nipples are too sensitive for this world.

[Jennifer Blowpez @lonelyrib]

*still bitter*

[Jennifer Blowpez @lonelyrib]

I'm playing OW with my brother's friends, but I haven't told them it's not him.

They think he's trolling them w how bad he is. 🤣

[Jennifer Blowpez @lonelyrib]

Someone wrap these presents for me. I'm apparently incapable.

[Jennifer Blowpez @lonelyrib]

Waking up with a dead arm is scary as hell.

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

Is it me or does the white meat seem particularly angry this Thanksgiving?

[Jennifer Blowpez @lonelyrib]

@ConnanHern3 W H A T? I'm going to creep through your feed.

[Jennifer Blowpez @lonelyrib]

@ConnanHern3 I bet. 💩

[Jennifer Blowpez @lonelyrib]

Happy Food Day. 🎉

[Jennifer Blowpez @lonelyrib]

@ConnanHern3 Hey you. 👨🏻

[Jennifer Blowpez @lonelyrib]

Also, it's weird having culture shock when home.🙃

[Jennifer Blowpez @lonelyrib]

Back in the States for T-Day and I'm physically stopping myself from buying all the food I missed while gone.

[WomanAgainstFeminism @NoToFeminism]

I don’t need femsms CALM DOWN! Trump’s comments were just some fun locker room banter about sexual assault from 60 year old boys being boys

[Jennifer Blowpez @lonelyrib]

To use Trump's own new catchphrase against him, he's a DISASTER.

[Jennifer Blowpez @lonelyrib]

My boyfriend is a powdered doughnut.

[Jennifer Blowpez @lonelyrib]

@inkdbywes Here and there. But mostly there. Life, ya hear? 🙃

[Jennifer Blowpez @lonelyrib]

@inkdbywes Can I call you Eastley? Northwestley? 😏

[Jennifer Blowpez @lonelyrib]

Gotta catch 'em all...

DIGIMON.

😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈👨🏻👨🏻👨🏻👨🏻👨🏻👨🏻👨🏻👨🏻👨🏻👨🏻👨🏻👨🏻👨🏻👨🏻

[Jennifer Blowpez @lonelyrib]

I'm going to pretend to be on my phone and hope this lady catches the drift that I want to stand here and talk to myself.