when the wizard is lonely

the wizar

[gary (we all love him) @Zyceii]

women married to men named Richard during an emergency:

[Pyramid Chad @pyrameadhead]

This is like being a meth head and asking someone who's never done meth how they're going to get through their day without meth

[r @_rzua]

was what we had real or cake

[denise 🎶 @transgirlmulder]

i don't know if i want that.

[mel @ukekanata]

if you have thick hair when you go to get a haircut you will be glazed like no tomorrow

[kou ݁ᛪ༙ @slashedhalo]

i forget that sex is considered a biological need up there w food and water No wonder being horny gets so serious This shit isn’t a game

[kira 🌟 @grogus_dad]

i fucking hate when netflix/streaming captions paraphrase what is said. why are you cutting out words. i’m using closed captions bc i have a hard time understanding what people are saying. WHY ARE YOU CHANGING IT.

[100 @yh_me2]

they’re making a day when things can be better and they’re calling it tomorrow

[☆.｡.:* t0m0ko .｡.:*☆ @mootsheep]

he engorges himself on my ice cream, not knowing that he too will be my food!!

[casper •᷄ࡇ•᷅ IRON LUNG x3 @sandeikitetsu]

iron lung (2026) by youtuber Markiplier

[Buck @Buck36043Buck]

Asking my Guitar if she’s Mad at Me