ᅠᅠ. *. ⋆˚ 𝓖𝑰𝑫𝑫𝒀 𝓤𝑷 .ᐟ ´ˎ˗

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ㅤㅤ𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭'𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞 wₐy ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ𝐢𝐭 𝚐𝚘𝚎𝚜 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐧ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ
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ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤyₒᵤ'ᵣₑ 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤᵇᵒʳⁿ 𐌕Ꝋ 𐌃𐌉𐌄
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[ᅠᅠ. *. ⋆˚ 𝓖𝑰𝑫𝑫𝒀 𝓤𝑷 .ᐟ ´ˎ˗ @lonesomesheriff]

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[ً @aslovewept]

don’t pick on the dead girl, she’s got nothing to lose.

[ᅠᅠ. *. ⋆˚ 𝓖𝑰𝑫𝑫𝒀 𝓤𝑷 .ᐟ ´ˎ˗ @lonesomesheriff]

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⠀⠀⠀⠀throws a stick of dynamite .
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[ᅠᅠ. *. ⋆˚ 𝓖𝑰𝑫𝑫𝒀 𝓤𝑷 .ᐟ ´ˎ˗ @lonesomesheriff]

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⠀⠀⠀⠀( ... that'll do . she smiles at him , letting down her hand. )
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[ᅠᅠ. *. ⋆˚ 𝓖𝑰𝑫𝑫𝒀 𝓤𝑷 .ᐟ ´ˎ˗ @lonesomesheriff]

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⠀⠀⠀⠀where's my ring
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[ᅠᅠ. *. ⋆˚ 𝓖𝑰𝑫𝑫𝒀 𝓤𝑷 .ᐟ ´ˎ˗ @lonesomesheriff]

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YER DA ONE DAT CAPTURED
AND TORTURED MY GIRLFRIEND ?!
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[ᅠᅠ— 𝓢𝑼𝑷𝑬𝑹𝑺𝑻𝑨𝑹 ´ˎ˗ @stolengrandiose]

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omg congratulations !!
girl totally same !
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[ᅠᅠ. *. ⋆˚ 𝓖𝑰𝑫𝑫𝒀 𝓤𝑷 .ᐟ ´ˎ˗ @lonesomesheriff]

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john dory is a lesbian ,
guess what i am now .
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[ᅠᅠ. *. ⋆˚ 𝓖𝑰𝑫𝑫𝒀 𝓤𝑷 .ᐟ ´ˎ˗ @lonesomesheriff]

don’t we all.

[ᅠᅠ. *. ⋆˚ 𝓖𝑰𝑫𝑫𝒀 𝓤𝑷 .ᐟ ´ˎ˗ @lonesomesheriff]

right on cue

[ᅠᅠ. *. ⋆˚ 𝓖𝑰𝑫𝑫𝒀 𝓤𝑷 .ᐟ ´ˎ˗ @lonesomesheriff]

i miss my wife

[ᅠᅠ. *. ⋆˚ 𝓖𝑰𝑫𝑫𝒀 𝓤𝑷 .ᐟ ´ˎ˗ @lonesomesheriff]

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sure hope I am . can’t say I reckon any other country gals ya hang around . I’m doin’ mighty fine . how bout ya ?
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[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ⁎ ݁ ‍ ‍🍃🪵 ‍  ‍𝐁̲𝚁𝙰𝙽𝙲𝙷 ׅ ׅ @dourmisfit]

DELTA‼️ how’s my fav country gal doing ⁉️

[ᅠᅠ. *. ⋆˚ 𝓖𝑰𝑫𝑫𝒀 𝓤𝑷 .ᐟ ´ˎ˗ @lonesomesheriff]

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howdy to you too barb.
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[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ⁎ ݁ ‍ ‍🍃🪵 ‍  ‍𝐁̲𝚁𝙰𝙽𝙲𝙷 ׅ ׅ @dourmisfit]

AAH!! AAH!! AAH!! AAH!! AAH!! AAH!! AAH!! AAH!! AAH!! AAH!!

[ᅠᅠ. *. ⋆˚ 𝓖𝑰𝑫𝑫𝒀 𝓤𝑷 .ᐟ ´ˎ˗ @lonesomesheriff]

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⠀⠀⠀⠀thank ya kindly . have had nothin' but time ta teach her .

( turning around to lay up against the country with a proud smile . )

most importantly, did y'all have fun?
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[ᅠᅠ. *. ⋆˚ 𝓖𝑰𝑫𝑫𝒀 𝓤𝑷 .ᐟ ´ˎ˗ @lonesomesheriff]

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⠀⠀⠀⠀( laughing to herself as she finishes up the dishes. )

ya didn't get holly killed, did ya ?
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[ᅠᅠ. *. ⋆˚ 𝓖𝑰𝑫𝑫𝒀 𝓤𝑷 .ᐟ ´ˎ˗ @lonesomesheriff]

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⠀⠀⠀⠀made ya some pecan cookies . take as much as ya want, sugar.
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[ᅠᅠ. *. ⋆˚ 𝓖𝑰𝑫𝑫𝒀 𝓤𝑷 .ᐟ ´ˎ˗ @lonesomesheriff]

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⠀⠀⠀⠀it's so i know you'll come back .
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[‍ ‍ ‍‍ ‍ ‍﹠ ｡ ˚ JOHN DORY｡ ⋆ @loserfag025]

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⠀⠀⠀⠀my girlfriend makes me little treats for when i get back home and i think she’s conditioned me to expect treats whenever i come see her
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[ᅠᅠ. *. ⋆˚ 𝓖𝑰𝑫𝑫𝒀 𝓤𝑷 .ᐟ ´ˎ˗ @lonesomesheriff]

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— @loserfag025
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[ً @holyaches]

you know how much i love looking at the sky but i'd miss a thousand sunsets just to look at your eyes.

[ً @holyaches]

the story wouldn't end unless the reader gave up on the story.

[ᅠᅠ. *. ⋆˚ 𝓖𝑰𝑫𝑫𝒀 𝓤𝑷 .ᐟ ´ˎ˗ @lonesomesheriff]

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( she’s makin’ the long trek towards pop troll village fo visit queen poppy…gettin’ real tired of needin’ walk all that way time and time again. someone really needs ya build a train. )

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[ᅠᅠ. *. ⋆˚ 𝓖𝑰𝑫𝑫𝒀 𝓤𝑷 .ᐟ ´ˎ˗ @lonesomesheriff]

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look pumpkin. i ain't the best at this ventin' stuff. us country trolls sing songs about how much we wanna die whenever we feel sad.
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[ᅠᅠ&&. 𝗧𝐇𝗘 𝗖𝐀𝐆𝗘, @fountainsealing]

ㅤㅤㅤum. no.. thanks.....

[ᅠᅠ. *. ⋆˚ 𝓖𝑰𝑫𝑫𝒀 𝓤𝑷 .ᐟ ´ˎ˗ @lonesomesheriff]

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.... how bout dancin' it out?
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[ᅠᅠ&&. 𝗧𝐇𝗘 𝗖𝐀𝐆𝗘, @fountainsealing]

ㅤㅤㅤi dont know how to articulate it into words