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[Cute Tiberius Pole @longSlender]

The kid who bullied you in high school wants you to know he’s sorry and also to listen and subscribe to his podcast

[Mark Hammond @MarkHam80780803]

“Where is Vader today?”
“He’s paying the Rebel Alliance $300 billion dollars after defeating them completely, every day for the last four months, sir.”

[ms @thisisnew_me1]

Boomers ask why we don’t go to church, join clubs, or know our neighbors.

We work 50 hours a week. Commute 2 hours a day. Spend what’s left on rent.

They had evenings. They had weekends.
One income covered enough to leave room for everything else.

We have two incomes & no time

[anyone_want_chips @anyonewantchips]

If Martha Stewart can serve 5 months in prison for insider trading - Eric Trump can serve 5 months in prison for insider trading.

[Andrew Lawrence @andrewlawrence]

You know you're living in a healthy democracy when everyone has to pay for a VPN to stop the state from spying on them.

[BladeoftheSun @BladeoftheS]

I am begging people to understand the reason you pay so much tax is because the richest pay so little.

The combined tax dodged by the richest 1% is more than the tax contribution of the bottom 70%.

If they paid their tax, you wouldn't have to pay any.

[Skipster @FarRightSkip]

Caught this one watching PawPatrol after curfew Sarge

[Skipster @FarRightSkip]

You were watching PawPatrol on YouTube after curfew were you not?

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

Workdays SHOULD be 10am-3pm or 9am-2pm. There's no reason for people to spend most of their lives at work.
Let people go home and have time for their families, partners, friends, and rest. That's why everyone is so miserable today.

[Silkie Carlo @silkiecarlo]

Don’t take it from me.

Take it from one of the internet’s greatest pioneers @jimmy_wales

[Erin Ekins (she/her) @QueerlyAutistic]

The people smugly gloating that young people will just have to 'find something else to do' in response to the social media bans are usually the exact same people who seethe with anger and make reports about 'loitering' whenever they have to share public spaces with teenagers.

[K(sad trombone noise enthusiast) @brainnotonyett]

So ai data centers are now a national security asset…..

The bad thing is about to happen.

[Warren Gunnels @GunnelsWarren]

Your daily reminder that Medicare for All would save $650 billion and 68,000 lives each and every year, per CBO and the Yale School of Public Health.

[Daniel Gerke @drgerke1]

It would be *much* more socially transformative to ban social media for over-65s

[The Shallow State @OurShallowState]

The fact that the Epstein Estate ACTUALLY PAID a settlement to one of the women who alleged that Donald Trump raped her as a minor, and it was paid AFTER Epstein died, as told under oath by Epstein's longtime accountant, should be a more significant story. The fact that Trump said he wasn't ever on Epstein's plane and now we found out he was, should be a more significant story. The fact that senior officials gathered in the Situation Room to concoct and coordinate an Epstein coverup IS a significant story, and being treated as such, but in light of all the rest and his behavior throughout, it should be the end of his presidency.

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

JD Vance promoting his book about finding his way back to faith while helping manage Situation Room meetings on how to cover up for pedophiles is about as Republican as it gets.

[Michael O’Brien @DrOBrienMD]

Y’all, not to be a huge nerd but for the reflecting pool you would need a minimum of about 8,000 liters of 12% hydrogen peroxide to reach the 50 parts per million concentration to kill algae…

Is this what happens when you have 0 scientists in your administration?

[Covie @covie_93]

The people who wanted Jimmy Kimmel to be fired over a melania joke are suddenly ok with a UFC fighter's disgusting 'joke' about Michelle Obama on White House grounds.

[Antifa HR Director @berniehoe2]

SURE WISH COPS LIKED HUNTING DOWN AND SHOOTING PEDOS AS MUCH AS THEY LIKE SHOOTING PEOPLE’S DOGS

[Steven Huffman @Poeslawisalive]

A Coalition of 44 Countries have signed on to a resolution requesting that the United States attack them also. Because they could use the money.