Derek Long

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[Derek Long @long_jderek]

All this time I thought they came from the ground 🤯

[Derek Long @long_jderek]

Best song of 2018, change my mind

[Yung Gravy 🥧 @yunggravy]

dunk on yo bitch and I hang from the hoop 🧼

[Derek Long @long_jderek]

This tweet made me rethink every decision I’ve ever made

[Derek Long @long_jderek]

Yo I’m never on Twitter but dose anyone know how to make a different username mines trash

[Derek Long @long_jderek]

I’m bout to write a book about all this relationship advice I see on Twitter I feel like the love doctor 👨‍⚕️

[Derek Long @long_jderek]

@erica_karp15 @TheRealJuicyJak @yunggravy @rileyregimbal That’s amazing our bois on the map now👌

[Derek Long @long_jderek]

Took the hard L in volleyball tonight getin the dub next year boys

[Derek Long @long_jderek]

Life, am I right #relateabletweet #basicwhitechick

[Derek Long @long_jderek]

“They call me the beekeeper, I’m finessin the hunnys” {DLD}

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

At least 7 dead and 48 wounded in terror attack and Mayor of London says there is "no reason to be alarmed!"

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

We must stop being politically correct and get down to the business of security for our people. If we don't get smart it will only get worse

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

It is so pathetic that the Dems have still not approved my full Cabinet.