Toad

Working and praying for a conservative resurgence in the arts. American. Married to @whitemagicmaker

[Toad @longaevi]

Any sufficiently advanced magic is indistinguishable from technology.

[Toad @longaevi]

Amazing

[Holy Cow @CatholicCubsFan]

In STVI Kirk’s personal log and the log they play during the trial are different takes. You can tell because the words are different.

“I can never forgive them for the death of my boy.”

vs.

“I’ve never been able to forgive them for the death of my boy.”

[Toad @longaevi]

Photon torpedoes are matter-anti-matter weapons capable of destroying the surface of a planet but one hit with shields down just blows a hole in the ship.

[Dr. Dad, PhD 🔄🔼◀️🔽▶️ @GarrettPetersen]

Give me your best Star Trek nitpicks. No reasonable criticisms or analysis, I'm talking real pedantic here.

[aleha_84 @84Aleha]

Waiting for departure 7

[Kurt Steiner @Kurt_Steiner]

Reminder that you can just email your favorite (living) historians and you have a good shot at getting a reply.

[Toad @longaevi]

@MallardReborn Banger

[Babs @babs69420]

Signal from the void

[⚡️NEVERDOOMPRO⚡️ @NEVERDOOMPRO]

You WILL bet on yourself.
You WILL believe in yourself.
You WILL accept the challenge.
You WILL win.
NEVER DOOM.

[Toad @longaevi]

@MrsSkippyPetro @SkippyPetro is a rich man

[癒される動物 @cutest_animal1]

水浴びするスズメたちがかわいい

[Toad @longaevi]

I have lived to see horrors beyond my comprehension

[Bill Lennon @blennon_]

AI can now make you a great parent.

Introducing Ollie: the world’s first AI family assistant that manages your family life better than any human.

Here’s how it works:

[Toad @longaevi]

@DavidRoomeAuth You know whoever made the TIE got a massive gov contract.

[Toad @longaevi]

The Obama Incarceration Center on Rura Penthe is done.

[𝐏𝐚𝐮𝐥𝐨𝐬 (Golden Age Arc) @myth_pilot]

They’re cooking him in the Guardian now. Obama is done.

[Toad @longaevi]

@Barbarian_Prime @MichaelFKane @jwsherrod Exactly. But Leia is like "I don't know what you're talking about."
Vader: "I literally watched your ship fly away from the battle."

[Toad @longaevi]

Amazing

[Rational Fandom @OotyMcTooty]

Anakin Skywalker did not get this lightsaber from New York…

[Toad @longaevi]

We bow to this one fellas

[caleb gamman @calebgamman]

the title theme music is exactly synchronised to modulate based on the paragraph breaks of the 1977 movie and none of the others line up

[Toad @longaevi]

@MichaelFKane @jwsherrod R1 could have easily solved the problem by beaming the plans to Tantive IV via a signal and ended the movie with the Leia receiving the transmission. You could still have Vader kick butt too.

[Toad @longaevi]

Both Leia and Vader play dumb when they tractor her ship in A New Hope after having just been in a battle for the DS plans in R1.

[Everything Price Sufferer (but especially eggs) @agraybee]

Give me your best Star Wars nitpicks. No reasonable criticisms or analysis, I'm talking real pedantic here.

[Toad @longaevi]

@MichaelFKane @PinkertonsGhost Could be. But if we talk about the Falcon going .5 past light speed and then in ESB they say the Falcon could be on the other side of the galaxy by now if she'd gone to lights peed makes me think.

[Beff (e/acc) @beffjezos]

imagine if we had LLMs in the 80s...

[Toad @longaevi]

@MichaelFKane @PinkertonsGhost Han did say Lando was close enough to "make it" I don't think thr star wars galaxy is as vast as ours tbh.