Overheard at Longbourne

[Overheard at Longbourne @longbournehouse]

“I collect all the shit. So there’s too many shits!”

#overheard

[Overheard at Longbourne @longbournehouse]

A: You can go to the store dressed in that.
L: *in pajamas* no I can’t!
D: You could’ve in the hick town I grew up in.
L: These are SILK PAJAMAS! Your hick town would never!

#overheard #roommates

[Overheard at Longbourne @longbournehouse]

“He’s about to kidnap a child. Come here, Kageyama.”

#haikyu #overheard

[Overheard at Longbourne @longbournehouse]

“Ice cream, ibuprofen, and anime. What a Saturday night should look like in your twenties and thirties.”

[Overheard at Longbourne @longbournehouse]

T: We’re playing Star Wars trivia. Who’s going to win?
L: DJ.
T: Yeahhh. I know one thing, and it’s that the wizard’s name is Gandalf.
L: That’s Lord of the Rings, darling.

#overheard

[Overheard at Longbourne @longbournehouse]

“It feels kind of heretical to say I’d smash an Anglican priest.”

[Overheard at Longbourne @longbournehouse]

“I’m never going to be able to hear this song without thinking about how many pairs of pants they’re wearing!”

#wayv #lovetalk #gamenight

[Overheard at Longbourne @longbournehouse]

“Does he ride The Slut Lord?”

#housemates #overheard

[Overheard at Longbourne @longbournehouse]

“How do you not hit your neighbor?”

#drivingpractice #parkinglots

[Overheard at Longbourne @longbournehouse]

T: No one, and I mean NO ONE, my age or any man EVER is allowed to call me “baby girl” unless they are THE LORD HIMSELF.”

#overheard #sundays #boundaries

[Overheard at Longbourne @longbournehouse]

“Stop smoldering and get in the ca!”

#kdrama #movienight

[Overheard at Longbourne @longbournehouse]

“Babe. I love and adore you. Take care of your skeletal frame.”

#overheard #chiropractor

[Overheard at Longbourne @longbournehouse]

L: I tend to be a little over descriptive.
D: Have you read me works?
L: No! You won’t let me!
D: Touché.

#writerslife #writer

[Overheard at Longbourne @longbournehouse]

T: You ARE warm!
L: I had fireball!

#FridayVibes #weekend

[Overheard at Longbourne @longbournehouse]

A: Five shots later…
D: But we did eat dinner before we had the whisky.
A: We. Are. Responsible.

#FridayVibes #housemates

[Overheard at Longbourne @longbournehouse]

A: She only makes hot NPCs!

L: Why settle for mediocrity?

#housemates #dnd5e

[Overheard at Longbourne @longbournehouse]

T: Family drama! But it doesn’t matter because we’re watching a sunset on our balcony in the middle of the Caribbean.

D: Actually, we’re in the North Atlantic off the coast of Virginia.

T: Take out your 4 and put away your 5 and enjoy the sunset!

#housemates #vacation

[Overheard at Longbourne @longbournehouse]

D: I have some good features!
L: You have A LOT of good features. Now, shut up!

#housemates #vacation

[Overheard at Longbourne @longbournehouse]

T: I think you were probably excited about the villa in France.
L: I can be excited about that and murder too.

#dreams #roommates

[Overheard at Longbourne @longbournehouse]

D: *dies laughing*
L: House Twitter!
T: The man who is going to walk me down the aisle reads that!

[Overheard at Longbourne @longbournehouse]

T: How important is your rehearsal?
L: We’re blocking the climax of the show!
T: You know what? Lots of people don’t climax!

#housechristmas #playrehearsal