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[iblamenickclegg @longcoat37]

A la Queugne : Les jeudis Epineuillois de la Maison Fleuriel https://t.co/FNM0JyhC5u

[john whitelaw @johnwhi20764601]

If pensioners who get 12k per year are considered too well off to receive the winter fuel allowance, shouldn't MP's on 96k per year be considered too rich to receive housing, heating, travel, and meal subsidies?

[Marc Owen Jones @marcowenjones]

🧵1/ Thread on the #Southport anti-migrant and anti-Muslim disinformation and propaganda. In this thread I highlight key spreaders of disinformation, the chronology, and some points about some of the inauthentic activity evident. I will focus on X.

[BladeoftheSun @BladeoftheS]

We could save £205bn by getting rid of our nukes.

All these countries don't have a nuclear deterrent.

Germany
Spain
Italy
Poland
Norway
Finland
Sweden
Netherlands
Denmark
Switzerland
Brazil
Argentina
Canada
Australia
Egypt
Saudi Arabia
Nigeria
Mexico
Belgium
Greece
Hungary

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

What's got 10 legs, no brain and hates foreigners?

[seosamh 🇵🇸 @dayglowj0e]

the green party: "hey what if we didn't destroy the world?"

*2 seats in 34 years*

the reform party: "we hate foreigners"

*13 seats in 3 years*

[Jonathan Pie @JonathanPieNews]

If you're not watching Nadine Dorries being completely mental on channel 4 - then you're missing out.

[ALASTAIR CAMPBELL @campbellclaret]

BREAKING: Am being leaked all the campaign director morning notes from Tory HQ now … here is today’s …
we will be fielding C Heaton-Harris on the media this morning. You will know he is not standing but as with M Gove we think this helps us. These departing MPs are able to put a bit of distance from the campaign and when asked to comment eg on betting scandals, unravelling tax lies and the like, they can say it is not a matter for them. But they can then pivot to our line of the day which is that Starmer will take UK back into EU. We need to be careful however, as there is a danger this will make Starmer more popular. So we need to issue the warning gently, especially in Lib Dem areas. Please don’t leak but the Chancellor called the PM yesterday furious at his “Brexit is great”’tweet (overnight focus groups suggest JH has a point but let’s double down to show confidence in our strategy. Tomorrow Sir Gavin Williamson will be main message carrier. Unfortunately most of current cabinet now feel they are in either lost cause seats or marginals so we have to respect their refusal to go out and defend the national campaign. But as you know Gav is a great salesman and we are hoping he can do for Rishi what he once did for fireplaces. No new scandals overnight apart from us using public money to set up party website for candidates. But thankfully there are so many bigger scandals nobody is noticing. And remember … it is no longer about stopping the boats but stopping the votes. STOP THE VOTES. AVOID THE SUPERDEFEAT WE KNOW WE DESERVE. Onwards !!!

[iblamenickclegg @longcoat37]

@MatthewStadlen Thé chance of a labour government

[Brian Cox @ProfBrianCox]

Of course this was widely trailed, but for me it’s nonsense. We will be in a situation post-election where virtually no MPs and maybe only 30% or so of voters actually believe that Brexit can be made to work. Are Labour really saying that they will defend Brexit against the inevitable ever-louder calls for a Norwegian / Swiss style arrangement at the very least? I don’t think so.

[Arnaud Bertrand @RnaudBertrand]

These have undoubtedly been the wildest 72 hours in French politics in my lifetime. Pretty incredible stuff.

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[Sir Godfrey Lawson 🇬🇧 @godfrey_lawson]

The Tory party have received unfair criticism this last few weeks. In the interests of balance,I’ve posted some charts below which show performance in various key areas such as life expectancy, the NHS, trade, immigration and the economy

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#GeneralElection2024

[Paul Embery @PaulEmbery]

One of the funniest exchanges in a British sitcom, from 'Yes, Prime Minister'.

Sir Humphrey: The only way to understand the press is to remember that they pander to their readers' prejudices.

PM Hacker: Don't tell me about the press. I know exactly who reads the papers: the Daily Mirror is read by people who think they run the country; the Guardian is read by people who think they ought to run the country; the Times is read by the people who actually do run the country; the Daily Mail is read by the wives of the people who run the country; the Financial Times is read by people who own the country; the Morning Star is read by people who think the country ought to be run by another country; and the Daily Telegraph is read by people who think it is.

Sir Humphrey: Prime Minister, what about the people who read the Sun?

Bernard: Sun readers don't care who runs the country, as long as she's got big t**s.

[BladeoftheSun @BladeoftheS]

Suella Braverman "I don't know what that was all about."

"It was a spoof, that's going to go viral now."

Make it viral.

[Met Office @metoffice]

📈 Mainland #Spain provisionally recorded its highest temperature on record for December today with Málaga reaching 29.9°C

[The Dad Joke Man @DadJokeMan]

If you see this car ring the police,
It's stollen.

[Byline Times @BylineTimes]

From May this year 🔎

Suella Braverman to Address Radical 'National Conservatism' Event With Ties to US Right

Our Home Secretary is in thrall to the MAGA US far fight - that’s where the money is

https://t.co/AubbbO0i0M

[BladeoftheSun @BladeoftheS]

Victoria Derbyshire to replace Fiona Bruce on the Question Time?

RT if you agree.

#BBCqt