Long Beach Dub All Star

[Long Beach Dub All Star @longduballstar]

Shut your goofy ahhhh up and give me some fuckin money then

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Whoever said “money can’t buy happiness” really knew what they were talking about 😔

[kida @kidasnow]

me when i have to make strategic social decisions to survive corporate workplaces but i just wanna be myself

[v @missh8ter]

spent all day in bed

[Long Beach Dub All Star @longduballstar]

This is my niche

[cakes @budihurdd]

i have ascended to god’s country

[Long Beach Dub All Star @longduballstar]

@giannamorella This was so 2016

[The Ginger Swindler @lilydsmith]

first he came for the diet coke and i spoke up
then he came for my SSRI and i killed myself

[You Know Who @MuskTillDawn]

Posting like this while defunding the forest and national park service is such bullshit, man

[alli @sonofalli]

me and somebody’s dad at work

[mo :3 @fruitpibble]

at work doing some bullshit

[Lil Samsquanch @lilsamsquanch66]

Been drinking pretty much only Diet Coke to save water for Claude

[Long Beach Dub All Star @longduballstar]

Just tried on clothes at the store and it ruined my day

[mount bellyache @mountbellyache]

what if the coworker who makes you watch unfunny videos you've already seen headlined coachella

[It’s Ma’am, PhDelightful 🇺🇸 @ItsGoneAwry]

Same probs I had this week and I didn’t even go to the freakin moon.

[aj @adfreebrowsing]

ARTEMIS II LANDED SAFELY. WELL DONE TEAM

[paige | #1 garsantos truther @lilpaigeyyy]

ARTEMIS II LANDED SAFELY

[𝖗𝖊𝖉✞ @_redfeels]

When both manager and team lead are on leave

The team:

[EMILY SUNDBERG @Emily_Sundberg]

The six best bars with outdoor seating to have your last Guinness at tonight before WWIII

[Long Beach Dub All Star @longduballstar]

Call the fucking feds

[Lena Dunham @lenadunham]

All adventurous women do.

[Joe Fann @Joe_Fann]

4 solo home runs. 13 strikeouts. Losing by 1.

The Mariners are so back.