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multiship || proshipDNI || just getting started 💛🤍💜🖤

[egg @longegg333]

Before I forget, here are my full frames!

I feel so lucky to have been a part of this project, especially one where Every Piece Mattered.
This was an amazing experience, all thanks to the many artists and organizers who Made it happen 💘💗

123 & 267✨️
#InAllFramesOnlyYou

[egg @longegg333]

@TheWorstOfTwt 499 likes. Can we please see the list? For science purposes? Maybe their addresses too? I just want to mail them a card that so happens to weigh over 8 pounds and rattles like metal and plastic

[egg @longegg333]

All these new valorant maps and ive only ever play haven, lotus, and sunset, which btw are all the same flavour of unwashed dead body ass.

[M-Jay🪅 @Jamesoflife]

The man vs bear argument has been upgraded to man vs lion. A 13yr old girl in Ethiopia was abducted and abused by a group of men but was rescued by lions when they heard her crying and protected her until the police came.

A literal wild animal saved a girl from…men.

[egg @longegg333]

@brndxix Average polish tweet tbh

[egg @longegg333]

@roseliiac To go weird !!!

[miriam ♡ ☀️ @roseliiac]

which one(s) of these are you. i'm no

[#3 sisterwife but #1 in his heart @prettycritical]

a weight filter would be so funny because a lot of guys think every woman they're attracted to must be under 120 pounds. they have no concept of weight and they would have almost no women to match with

[egg @longegg333]

@bratlore Did they not just state the point??? Lesbians HAVE been and CONTINUE to be used as a mans masturbation tool. 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

[egg @longegg333]

@MARCUSAARONLIA1 Im pretty sure the human face is so people can lust and have sex with it :(

[Schmrgl @Schmrgl]

It’s all sexuality is fluid until a woman goes from lesbian to bisexual

[Glynn Tarrant 🇺🇲✏️🟥🟪🟦 @GlynnTarrant]

This is an AI generated video found under one of JK Rowling's posts. This is the kind of thing we warned about with genAI. People are already using AI generated videos to spread misinformation in order to push an agenda and/or to further radicalize folks against each other. 1/2

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

Japan is the cleanest country ever.. do you know how insane it is for the water to be clear during a FLOOD?

[raccoon0ncaffeine @raccoon0ncaf]

#skyvik date day💕🐀

[uzay @specilprize]

i can't get past this stupid teacup ride bro

[shik 🐌 @silkalmondspilk]

this was harder for me than both the jevil and spamton fight it's so funny

[Lunafaye 🪐🌙 @Lunafaye__]

A friend asked me what batshit means so I told them the 'shits' in English🤣
Batshit - crazy
Dogshit - terrible
Bullshit - nonsense
Apeshit - very excited or angry
Ratshit - worthless
Jackshit - nothing
Dipshit - idiot
No shit - obviously
hotshit - impressive
The shit - amazing