Mackenzie Longhofer-Holley

[Mackenzie Longhofer-Holley @longhoferm]

@MLB @googlecloud, y’all about to send me to the madhouse. Every single commercial break tonight it’s been a straight broadcast of this on loop. Why? Just, why?? No one needs to hear the organ play charge 1,000x in one evening!

[Mackenzie Longhofer-Holley @longhoferm]

Celebrating 3 years since the best day of our lives 3 years ago! Brought the Yankees down to Puerto Vallarta and exited the ceremony to New York, New York. It was the best win of my life #ToyotaPinstripePride @YESNetwork @Toyota

[Mackenzie Longhofer-Holley @longhoferm]

@googlecloud can we PLEASE do something else with this ad on @MLBNetwork? Hearing that swish of a ball 1million times a night over the next 158 games is going to literally drive me to the mad house. Least creative ad ever, the stats don’t even change

[Mackenzie Longhofer-Holley @longhoferm]

@Jomboy_ 5 for 6 in the first inning, 3 walks. Insane.

[Mackenzie Longhofer-Holley @longhoferm]

@CapitalOne what happened with the World Series presale?! It finally let us in only to be told our first 6 digits had already been used. It’s rude to get our hopes up to only have your system malfunction, either in actuality or in communication on what the error actually was.

[Mackenzie Longhofer-Holley @longhoferm]

@BryanHoch Doing the lord’s work Hoch! 🤣🤣

[Mackenzie Longhofer-Holley @longhoferm]

@Jomboy_ @Jomboy_ Change his walk-up song to Poker Face by Lady Gaga immediately.

[Mackenzie Longhofer-Holley @longhoferm]

@AshleyRodon can you please request something for me, I would humbly like to request his walk up song to Poker Face by Lady Gaga for the rest of the way through? LFG!!! 🤣♠️♦️

[Mackenzie Longhofer-Holley @longhoferm]

@JoezMcfLy I see you, changing the juju

[Mackenzie Longhofer-Holley @longhoferm]

@JoezMcfLy preemptive premonition cartwheel now, come onnnnnn. Doing nothing is crazy

[Mackenzie Longhofer-Holley @longhoferm]

@Jomboy_ &@TalkinJake can we please give the m’fer to the vuvuzuela guy. I’m about to lose it watching this…

[Mackenzie Longhofer-Holley @longhoferm]

@Jomboy_ You asked for some moments for the wiki page, guess you should have done that a lil sooner @Jomboy_. The boys heard you apparently!

[Mackenzie Longhofer-Holley @longhoferm]

@Jomboy_ @TalkinJake I had literally just said “I rebuke the Paw Patrol curse in the name of all that is holy!” Guess I should have done that sooner… heck yaaaaassss!

[Mackenzie Longhofer-Holley @longhoferm]

@JoezMcfLy can you translate popppp? YES switched the whole broadcast to Spanish.

[Mackenzie Longhofer-Holley @longhoferm]

@PhonoscopeTX outage & the phone number is disconnected.

[Mackenzie Longhofer-Holley @longhoferm]

@TalkinYanks Don’t know what’s more depressing, this game or the presidential debate…

[Mackenzie Longhofer-Holley @longhoferm]

@prophiphop It’s soooo bad. My 15 year old would be more competent at this than these two…

[Mackenzie Longhofer-Holley @longhoferm]

I don’t know what’s more depressing this @Yankees game or the @POTUS/Trump debate….

[Mackenzie Longhofer-Holley @longhoferm]

@TalkinJake We better hear rumors that there was a players only meeting after the game.

[Mackenzie Longhofer-Holley @longhoferm]

@JLasagna43 You quite literally jinxed this into existence, imma need you to donate your hand now.