Jason Long

Christian, husband, father, pilot. Software, ecommerce, Apple, personal finance, #Canes hockey, golf & culture.

[Today Years Old @todayyearsold]

Me every time another perfectly captioned Sophie Cunningham meme hits my timeline

[Jason Long @longjasonm]

@ethanbudowsky @emanningwrites Gross.

[𝜗𝜚 m JARVIS CRAVE 🏆 @nyetminder]

ah yes the carolina hurricanes known for star players like … mark jankowski

[Johnnie-O @johnnieO]

Alright Canes fans. Struttin' Stormy is now on the website.

Tons of options to choose from. Enjoy

[Beau Robicheaux @BeauRobicheaux]

Unretire Ron Francis’ jersey and the number 10. His legacy can remain with the Whalers. He contributed nothing of positive value to the Carolina Hurricanes and is still a detriment to the team years after leaving. I’m good on Ron.

[Canesnewsfollower @Here4CanesNews]

@Canes Take down Francis’ banner until Rod gets the call

[Jason Long @longjasonm]

@Canes Remove Ron Francis' banner and unretire the number.

[Erin Manning Writes @emanningwrites]

So should Canes fans start a petition to remove Ron Francis' banner from the Lenovo Center now? I bet it would get at least 180,000 signatures. Who's going to get it done?

[Jason Long @longjasonm]

What a joke.

[Hockey Hall of Fame @HockeyHallFame]

Introducing the Hockey Hall of Fame Class of 2026! 👏

#HHOF2026 #HHOF

[Pat McAfee @PatMcAfeeShow]

THE CANIACS BROUGHT IT AT THE STANLEY CUP PARADE..

The city of Carolina SHOWED UP #PMSLive

[Jason Long @longjasonm]

@drakesmith__ Just joined a couple of weeks ago, and already done this a few times now...after work range and 9 hole round 💪

[Henpecked Hal @HenpeckedHal]

Getting someone pregnant makes you a father. Secretly bending the hose your kid is using so the water stops flowing then suggesting that the hose must be broken and encouraging them to look inside as you release the pressure and set Old Faithful off in their face makes you a dad.

[Jason Long @longjasonm]

@ImoveCar AI slop. Like those bootleg flags being sold at the parade.

[Jason Long @longjasonm]

Twice!

[NHLMuse @NHL_Muse]

Have you seen your favorite NHL team win a Stanley Cup in your lifetime?

[Jason Long @longjasonm]

@brianonorio Not bad for “not a real sport” eh bud?

[Spittin' Chiclets @spittinchiclets]

WHAT A SCENE!!

[Cane-alytics @cane_alytics]

They just said on TV that it’s the biggest event in downtown’s history with 150,000 people attending. So proud of the city.

[Jason Long @longjasonm]

@Canes when we get the dynasty going next year…NO CHAIRS.

[Jason Long @longjasonm]

Dudes out here selling AI slop flags. Respect the hustle.

[Jason Long @longjasonm]

@DavidCBets oops all chairs