Kate Bienkowski (Longley)

nurse, wife, mother, human

[Kate Bienkowski (Longley) @longlegggs]

Big night huns xxx #LoveIsland @LoveIsland

[Kate Bienkowski (Longley) @longlegggs]

@LoveIsland are you gonna let the contestants watch the final of the euro if England get through? Don’t be tight 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 ⚽️

[Kate Bienkowski (Longley) @longlegggs]

Hello @YvetteCooperMP We need an urgent review of our childcare sector - there's evidence the Gov has been under-funding it for years. Support calls by @PregnantScrewed @GraziaUK and 110k parents for #childcarechangenow https://t.co/7QmGyrCLAq
via @tweet_your_mp

[Kate Bienkowski (Longley) @longlegggs]

I. CAN’T. EVEN. Shut the fuck up unless you have something useful to say. Jesus Christ @ThisisDavina

[Davina McCall @ThisisDavina]

Female abduction / murder is extremely rare. Yes we should all be vigilant when out alone. But this level of fear-mongering isn’t healthy. And men’s mental health is an issue as well. Calling all men out as dangerous is bad for our sons, brothers, partners.

[Kate Bienkowski (Longley) @longlegggs]

@benxsaker Omg 😂

[Annie Rection @allyallyally_]

The Tories discussing pay rises for the NHS:

[Taylor Swift @taylorswift13]

Hey Ginny & Georgia, 2010 called and it wants its lazy, deeply sexist joke back. How about we stop degrading hard working women by defining this horse shit as FuNnY. Also, @netflix after Miss Americana this outfit doesn’t look cute on you 💔 Happy Women’s History Month I guess

[Eleanor Neale @ELEANORXNEALE]

what's everyone wearing on 21st of June xx

[Crowmaster @RustonKelly]

💐@britneyspears 💐

[Kate Bienkowski (Longley) @longlegggs]

@LeeHurstComic Hahahahahahahahahahahah

[Kate Bienkowski (Longley) @longlegggs]

@bloodredandtrue Is this real

[Kate Bienkowski (Longley) @longlegggs]

I like those property shows where the naive ‘property developer’ says they’re going to do the 100k shit hole up on a 20k budget and have 6m timeline. 1 year later, they’ve spent 64k, it’s not finished, it’s full of damp and they’re wondering where it all went wrong.

[Kate Bienkowski (Longley) @longlegggs]

@bloodredandtrue TWAT

[Kate Bienkowski (Longley) @longlegggs]

@benxsaker No

[Kate Bienkowski (Longley) @longlegggs]

@Dominos_UK I’ve already emailed etc, I’ve just spoke not to the store manager and ‘it’s being processed’ thanks

[Kate Bienkowski (Longley) @longlegggs]

Well, THREE weeks ago @Dominos_UK Castleford failed to delivery an order, they offered me freebies and refund. I rang back a week later for said freebie and they had no idea what I was talking about. And I’m still waiting on that refund. Didn’t wanna be a Karen but it’s RUBBISH.

[Kate Bienkowski (Longley) @longlegggs]

Sounds about right @RustonKelly @taylorswift13

[Calgie @christiancalgie]

Why does Matt Hancock sit down like Woody in Toy Story when a human enters the room

[Kate Bienkowski (Longley) @longlegggs]

@RealCandaceO Is this satire?!