terry crews

1-0. bear bachmeier lover. finite thiest. schizo

[josh @joshypooper]

you’re laughing. i told you a joke and you’re laughing. i love you

[Paul Muad’Dib @trygraptor]

no it’s okay sir i know this 70mm showtime of The Odyssey is sold out, i just have to deliver this very large horse-shaped package to someone inside

[Ross Dellenger @RossDellenger]

Ted Cruz: "To allow federal law failings of Congress to kill off everyone but the SEC and Big Ten - I’m from Texas, I love the SEC and Big Ten, they’re incredible institutions - but I also love all of the rest of institutions that make college sports so fantastic."

[にしきのこい @kuroppoikoi]

｢昨夜9時ごろ、あなたの同僚の木下さんが殺害されました｣

｢ああ、俺が毒殺したからな｣

｢おや、おかしいですね。私は木下さんが"毒殺された"とは言ってませんよ｣

[arshia @arshia__]

it's such small brain energy to ask me which team i'm rooting for.......i'm rooting for the game of basketball. i'm rooting for beauty and drama and for wemby to elbow sga in the neck

[Lawrence | SwolLyfe @_TrueVoodoo]

His grocery bill has doubled in the last 4 years. Let’s gaslight him and tell him inflation is 3%.

[vesky @veskyxd]

you mad weird for not letting me merge

[Boston Globe Pitchbot @BostonSatire]

Young men are radicalizing online at alarming rates. To understand the appeal of the manosphere, we interviewed a Yale grad at an oat-milk-only coffee shop in Newport who explained that what these men really need is to be called racist and sexist even more often

[John Attridge @John_Attridge]

I fail to see the point of a "book club". Once I have made a universally valid judgement about a book's aesthetic merit, there is nothing left to discuss

[terry crews @longlive99_]

@AggieButthead @IsoBrigham @BoardGeniuses deserved

[Emerson Green @waldenpod]

“I have better news … there is Hell.”

[terry crews @longlive99_]

@OneMichaelTew @Mordie_Kai @ThoughtfulSaint and the church hasn't stepped in to arbitrate. @Mordie_Kai's contention that the actual physical laws of the universe were determined by God is well within the bounds of the debate, though I'm not sure how many members would agree with it. I don't think i would

[terry crews @longlive99_]

@OneMichaelTew @Mordie_Kai @ThoughtfulSaint Hey Michael, thanks for being cordial. Your understanding of our theology is broadly correct---creation ex materia is the church's position. I would only add that the degree to which God is subject to natural laws is still very much up in the air

[terry crews @longlive99_]

@garyfattersonBU can we be cool again Gary

[terry crews @longlive99_]

@nihilists4jesus i'm so sorry gnome. for what it's worth, you've made at least one person feel less alone.

[terry crews @longlive99_]

@sunday_southern @nihilists4jesus have you read anything about sin as disorder? like from terryl givens? i used to struggle with those feelings as well (it's miserable) and reading that stuff was immensely helpful

[terry crews @longlive99_]

@nihilists4jesus propagating the spread of vague-posting is a cardinal sin gnome, share with the class

[Mitya @Discollaborator]

Starting to think my royal advisor wasn't being entirely honest when he told me I was "loved throughout the realm" and "the lowborn love your new taxes, milord". Lot of pitchforks in the crowd for today's weekly celebration of my good health. And they're doing that peasant stare.

[terry crews @longlive99_]

@weispartyof5 @FiredUpCoug Your administration does bucko

[Nugh Hibley @RadderdaySaint]

God grant me the confidence of an exMormon tiktoker