The Master

O, were you surprised to see me? 😉 I came out to attack people and I'm honestly having such a good time right now. (Parody account.)

[The Master @longlivekoschei]

my relationship w/ theta in one pic

[The Master @longlivekoschei]

Me: Haha, I’ve won, Doctor!

Doctor: Yeh…but you know what you’ve lost?

Me: I haven’t lost anything.

Doctor: Oh no, Master. You’ve lost something very important.

Me: And what’s that?

Doctor: …you’ve lost The Game.

Me: …FUUUUUUU-

[The Master @longlivekoschei]

Let’s make the Doctor jealous and get married 😏

[Radio Times @RadioTimes]

Alex Kingston wants #DoctorWho’s River Song to meet Missy and the Cybermen

https://t.co/LCoyEtsXu6

[The Master @longlivekoschei]

*falls in love with the Doctor* I’m going to make this my entire personality and everyone else’s fucking problem

[The Master @longlivekoschei]

The Doctor set up a trap to try to capture me. Call that Master-baiting.

[The Master @longlivekoschei]

The Doctor: fuck you

Me: fuck me yourself, you coward

[The Master @longlivekoschei]

Me: Call me by my name

Doctor: It’s “call me by YOUR name”, haven’t you heard the song?

[The Master @longlivekoschei]

Time Lords: *can always recognize other Time Lords*

The Doctor: *never recognizes me* #LoveIsBlind

[The Master @longlivekoschei]

The Doctor: 🎶Who’s been messin’ up everything?🎶

Me: 🎶It was the Master all along!🎶

[The Master @longlivekoschei]

I’m always down to explode something

[Radio Times @RadioTimes]

"It's nonsense" - Christopher Eccleston says #DoctorWho needs to “explode the canon” if it “wants to survive”

https://t.co/ioQpbYZZ84

[The Master @longlivekoschei]

@PCKhan__ That’s what I thought. 😎

[The Master @longlivekoschei]

I’ve decided I’m not going to be evil anymore. I’m going to settle down and do good deeds for humanity.

bitch you thought #AprilFools

[The Master @longlivekoschei]

@PCKhan__ If you’re so hilarious, tell us a joke. Go on then.

[The Master @longlivekoschei]

@PCKhan__ Where did you get your sense of humor? Clown college?

[The Master @longlivekoschei]

@PCKhan__ You wouldn’t know a good joke if it came up and bit you :P

[The Master @longlivekoschei]

Okay this is still genuinely the funniest joke I’ve ever made

[The Master @longlivekoschei]

Me: sorry I’m late I was abroad

The Doctor: well now you’re a man again so sit down

[Sacha Dhawan @sacha_dhawan]

❤️❤️❤️❤️🧛‍♂️

[The Master @longlivekoschei]

Okay guys, I confess, the Suez Canal? All me. #suckitearth

[The Master @longlivekoschei]

@Voodoo_Drums Kinky

[The Master @longlivekoschei]

That’s exactly how it happened