Allie 🪴⊂(•‿•⊂ )

I spend most of my time with 8 year olds •
she/her

[Allie 🪴⊂(•‿•⊂ ) @longlostteacher]

A fun activity at sporting events is to tell your companion if every song that plays has been in the Shrek franchise

[Allie 🪴⊂(•‿•⊂ ) @longlostteacher]

Can we talk about how the actress who plays Tamera's adoptive mom is only 1 year older than Tamera 🙃🙃🙃

[Allie 🪴⊂(•‿•⊂ ) @longlostteacher]

I wasn't born to work, I was born to write blog posts titled things like "All the Outfits of Twitches (2005) Ranked"

[Allie 🪴⊂(•‿•⊂ ) @longlostteacher]

@chelsanne23 She gets it

[Allie 🪴⊂(•‿•⊂ ) @longlostteacher]

People under 40 should not be allowed to be teachers. Had to remind myself that "these hoes ain't loyal" probably isn't an appropriate example sentence for the spelling word "loyal" in a 5th grade class today

[Allie 🪴⊂(•‿•⊂ ) @longlostteacher]

@BiblioShay And they were still alive 😭😨😭

[Allie 🪴⊂(•‿•⊂ ) @longlostteacher]

It must have been so hard for the Derry Girls producers not to put a Cranberries song in every episode

[Meech @MediumSizeMeech]

Rain Sunday vibes. Cancelled brunch plans. Matcha, a Diptyque candle burning, and a good book!

[Allie 🪴⊂(•‿•⊂ ) @longlostteacher]

Yeah so apparently don't get a script tattoo anywhere on your torso unless you want random men pulling your clothing aside "to read what it says" 🙄🙄🙄

[philip lewis @Phil_Lewis_]

The front page of @dailytarheel, the student newspaper of The University of North Carolina - Chapel Hill

via @elmunc

[Allie 🪴⊂(•‿•⊂ ) @longlostteacher]

@siyyaninaas In CROCS

[Allie 🪴⊂(•‿•⊂ ) @longlostteacher]

Anna Faris's incredibly funny performance in this movie has been so underappreciated

[culture @notgwendalupe]

'The House Bunny' premiered 15 years ago today

[sarah @sarahtonin_bby]

girls when they have to decide what to eat (again)

[Allie 🪴⊂(•‿•⊂ ) @longlostteacher]

Astrology is real

[Allie 🪴⊂(•‿•⊂ ) @longlostteacher]

I don't hate being back at work but wearing real clothes 5 days a week is too much 😭😭

[Allie 🪴⊂(•‿•⊂ ) @longlostteacher]

@listenupnerds Meanwhile in Virginia:

[Allie 🪴⊂(•‿•⊂ ) @longlostteacher]

Video of a truck giving birth. Nature is beautiful ❤️

[HOW THINGS WORK @HowThingsWork_]

Some of the video submissions we receive are insane. What went wrong here?

[Allie 🪴⊂(•‿•⊂ ) @longlostteacher]

Bev Keane has got to be the most insufferable character in any work of fiction on this planet #midnightmass

[Allie 🪴⊂(•‿•⊂ ) @longlostteacher]

@Mr_John_Oxley The French:

[Allie 🪴⊂(•‿•⊂ ) @longlostteacher]

Almost gagged today when I told someone it was my 7th year teaching

[Allie 🪴⊂(•‿•⊂ ) @longlostteacher]

I wouldn't tell anybody if I won the lottery, but there would be signs