boat enthusiast

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[boat enthusiast @longnutsmcgee]

I am fully focused on the gross acquisition of wealth

[boat enthusiast @longnutsmcgee]

At the end of the day WE are ALL dangerously attracted to Glorilla

[boat enthusiast @longnutsmcgee]

Pulling out my dick and balls at the urinal like I’m unfurling the red carpet to lay down the meanest piss of my life

[boat enthusiast @longnutsmcgee]

Fire up those bilge pumps we got ourselves a cum party

[boat enthusiast @longnutsmcgee]

Uninstalling Nuketown from black ops 2 to get into public trickshot lobbies >

[boat enthusiast @longnutsmcgee]

Held my horses and now they’re dead. Welp time to beat them I guess.

[boat enthusiast @longnutsmcgee]

All my gangsta hardened ghetto bloods all be using this emoji fr
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[boat enthusiast @longnutsmcgee]

My million dollar idea is zynachinos with flower seeds in them so when you jackasses litter them all over the fuckin place at least they’ll grow a flower or something

[boat enthusiast @longnutsmcgee]

NOBODY THINKS OF THIS

[boat enthusiast @longnutsmcgee]

Bust down rollie pollie avalanche

[boat enthusiast @longnutsmcgee]

Feeling like “Jessica - Allman Brothers Band” today :)

[boat enthusiast @longnutsmcgee]

Adin Ross stream clippers must have suicide nets installed in their homes or something

[novara @AdinUpdate]

Adin Ross goes on a rant about GTA 6 not releasing Online for the first year, saying it’s gonna ruin the game because everyone’s gonna be done with Story Mode within like a week 😬

“What’s the point of waiting a year to drop Online? Why would they do that?”

[boat enthusiast @longnutsmcgee]

Did you know WAWA is actually an acronym?!

[boat enthusiast @longnutsmcgee]

I love the humble simple swamp-folk of Lincoln Park, NJ.

[boat enthusiast @longnutsmcgee]

I have a concealed carry baguette in case I run into some stranger who I need to break bread with

[boat enthusiast @longnutsmcgee]

You ever look at a good patch of dirt and think if I were a plant I would want to live there

[boat enthusiast @longnutsmcgee]

I saw an Osprey today :)

[boat enthusiast @longnutsmcgee]

New multiplayer First Person Shooter concept. Search and Destroy style military simulator but every second there is a 1/1000 chance for a guitar hero prompt that locks all controls until a single riff is played at 100% accuracy.

[boat enthusiast @longnutsmcgee]

She poured something else over you with that big ol’ ding dong of hers

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

I wouldn’t be where I am today without the love and support that @MichelleObama has poured into me over the years. Her story — from her South Side roots to the White House and beyond — is a central part of the Obama Presidential Center.

[boat enthusiast @longnutsmcgee]

@italianforklift Oh reary?