Jacob

Poker, Sports, and Humor

[MSPT @msptpoker]

MSPT Gold Cards Won Top 10

Full List: https://t.co/8luLLJd5xl

[Jacob @longo52]

Nobody chills in the Middle East

[DA VINKI @VorosTwins]

This might be a dumb question but…

What killed Jesus the second time?

He died on the cross,
then three days later the Easter Bunny brought him back to life... and then what?

Did he just go back to chilling?

[Jacob @longo52]

@JoshuaArieh Kessler instructing other players to do it in a 400 PLO event in 2021 was first I heard of it

[Jacob @longo52]

🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫

[Peter O'Neill @Peteythegreater]

This euro just 4 bet jam JJ into my AA. Welcome to America buddy, here at 5/10 we don’t mess around we just have the AA get used to it.

[Jacob @longo52]

@allenanalysis How are these police not letting him walk??? It’s TIGER!

[Jacob @longo52]

@espn @WSOP

[Jacob @longo52]

Just play MSPTs 🤪🤪

[Jeremy Ausmus @jeremyausmus]

I really do miss pre-solver poker. Back then, everyone was in the streets trying things with no answer keys. It led to tons of pure exploits and incredibly interesting decisions. You actually had to figure out your opponent in real-time, which created so many distinct, unorthodox playing styles that you just don't see much in the modern game.

[Jacob @longo52]

@WSOP @pokerface_ash_ @GGPoker @PokerroomKings Kd6s

@drewbrees
@TomBrady
@JohnCena

[Jay Cuda @JayCuda]

If bronny james wants to catch his father Lebron in career points scored - at his current 2.2 pts/gm rate - it will take him about 239 more years assuming he plays every game

[Prairie Putz @putzisbackbaby]

No debt
Ideal weight
8 hours of sleep
Mental health on track
Right nutrition
Zero Alcohol
This was my peak. I was 8.

Good times…

[Mark Cecchini, CFP® @markcecchini]

anyone else have this recurring dream:

you realize you are 2-3 months into a really important college course....and you straight up haven’t been to class ONE time, done any assignments, or taken any exams

and that F is about to tank your GPA for the semester

[Jacob @longo52]

@Angelajordison You can tag me next time

[im unc @bl1sterex1sts]

All girls are bi, you just have to find out if theyre bipolar, bilingual, bisexual or just a bitch

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

I once missed a train because, sat in the station cafe, I wanted to mock a friend's new haircut online and couldn't decide between "hairlarious" or "hilhairious"

[Swish 🍒 Tennis @Zwxsh]

Early contender for shot of the year...

Honestly, quite possibly one of the greatest shots ever. Time will do it justice. Never seen ANYTHING like this before.

[💂🏻‍♀️👋🏻вєαя🍻🇬🇧™ @BigBearF1]

Celine Dion has come out in support of farmers by removing all the consonants from her name.

[Mike Bales 🫡🇺🇸 @MikeBales]

Over coffee this morning my wife said, “Did you hear anything I just said?”
I thought to myself, “That’s an odd way to start a conversation.”

[Jacob @longo52]

@BellaBaddie__ Tapioca pudding

[Jacob @longo52]

@ThrillaRilla369 Def on the kid

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

How to use recursive spiraling squares to cancel the idea of a square

[📹 Mustafa Omar]
https://t.co/VRiqQIuCuS