john cooke

i am probably not only the funniest person i have ever came across but the best looking as well, in fairness i havent came across too many people

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@JeffRatcliffe would you drop Rasheed Shaheed for Vele?

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@KathleenWinche3 @TBakritges Where is this?

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@SportsnetSpec There is countries in the world that are oil rich that don’t have income tax…. So why not here

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@drinkonsaturday 200 yards with a pistol? Not a chance

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@NFLFrascella @Tjfalcons For every new coach that turns out to be successful in their first run at head coach, there’s 5 that fail and go back to being coordinators or back to college. Stefanski won coach of the year a couple times so it’s probably worth giving him a shot

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@DrRoto I gotta keep one for the rest of season, Brissett or Justin Fields?

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@SznPltts Damn straight, I flew the family down from Canada for our first Falcons game and this was it

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@TSN_Sports John Schneider

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@ZachNagel7 Bite your tongue, we have the best owner in football

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@lyricmama89 Oh yeah, this D got me worried

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@TheFalcoholic Which qb looks better in camp

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@InBijanWeTrust Oh guy, your a UDFA, invest that shit in Nvidia

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@Bob_Stauffer @EdmontonOilers He’s been a great piece, how many years is he under contract for

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@OilersJack Where is Cale Makar

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@JamesonCoop @tmrauth Are you serious? Sam Bennet is a fucking horse, he flops into goalies nightly and you defend this piece of shit?

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@jaimepern Wait till we win game 2 on a Friday night!

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@RiseUpReader No, too far past his prime

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@InBijanWeTrust It was the worst game I’ve ever seen

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@Sportsnet don’t take Louie and Jack off the call for the Oilers vs Dallas. I haven’t heard one person who thinks this is a good idea

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@OilersNation Why are they doing this?