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another day another dirty diaper

[SAV @longsavanah]

Same but I eat a lot and then just stop eating for a while.. no gym

[ICE T @FINALLEVEL]

I go in the Gym for a while... Get in GREAT shape... then STOP.
Get outta shape then go back to the gym and repeat... WTF?! I gotta STOP stopping! Lol smh

[SAV @longsavanah]

The amount of love I have for my baby is crazy 😂 like damn you’re the most annoying person I know but at the same time you make my heart so full 🥹

[PUNS @ThePunnyWorld]

How many tickles does it take to make a squid laugh?

Ten-tickles

[Zach Jelks @zacharyjelks]

sleep schedule is down BAD

[rach @itzracheel]

social media has not ruined my reality at all. I laugh, close these apps, & live in the real world y’all be easy tho…

[SAV @longsavanah]

@BaileyNVaughn @Katie_shields12 Dude… my baby, even though her name is Everly, EVERYONE was always saying “oh my god he’s so cute” “he’s so sweet” “Awh look at him” and that’s what lead me to get her ears pierced at two months old 😂😂

[SAV @longsavanah]

@Katie_shields12 Good luck Charli 😉

[SAV @longsavanah]

Plot twist, the right person doesn’t exist

[⋆ @lowkeyalbert]

the right person gon show you that you wasn’t even asking for too much

[SAV @longsavanah]

Some crackheads stole my phone last night like I wasn’t gonna track it and get it back.

[ProlificJAE🦋 @jaejacobss]

Only thing I hate about falling out with people is the version of their story they go tell 😭 cous ima tell the whole truth even the part that make me look bad but people be LYING, telling half stories cous they need sympathy.

[SAV @longsavanah]

#NewProfilePic

[John Pavlovitz @johnpavlovitz]

Wait, so gun control laws aren’t going to help prevent shootings but laws against abortion are supposed to stop abortions?

[SAV @longsavanah]

Sometimes I really can’t believe that I made a whole human… especially such a perfectly sassy one 🥲

[SAV @longsavanah]

@PatienceLea97

[𝖏𝖆𝖍 ツ @fullautojayy]

shrek and fiona actually chose being ogres over being white

[SAV @longsavanah]

Taylor: “where tf is the remote? Can you call it?”
Me: 🤨

[SAV @longsavanah]

@Ivory_Lavender Maybe she wanted Fiji 😉

[SAV @longsavanah]

@johnofjohns13 That’s actually badass

[SAV @longsavanah]

@p_cunny Apparently there’s some weird shit with trucks blocking the Canadian border too, and that’s also not on the news.

[SAV @longsavanah]

This kids show just said “we just got a little carried away and made a little huge mistake” and I don’t know if I’ve ever related more 😂

[Cheech Marin @CheechMarin]

Ommmmmm