Long Shot Lottos

💸 10+ Yrs Betting Experience
$0.30 ➜ $30K LIVE HR Parlay 🎉💸💸 I say fuck sometimes

[Long Shot Lottos @longshotlottos]

30 CENTS TO 30 $$$$$THOUSAAAAND @STONERLOTTOS @Jimmy_the_Gent6 @PropFella

[Long Shot Lottos @longshotlottos]

At this point just fucking cancel MLB once we hit all star break lmao

[MLB Home Run @MLBHR]

Mickey Gasper - Boston Red Sox (4) Solo 394 feet
+800

[Zach Bollinger @zachbollinger18]

WELCOME BACK SAMUEL BASALLO!!

WE HAVE OURSELVES A TIE BALLGAME.

[middleclassparty @middle_class_us]

$40 an hour used to sound like you made it.

That's over $80,000 a year working full-time.

Today?

Daycare can eat $30,000.

Rent can eat another $25,000.

Then there's taxes, insurance, groceries, gas, healthcare and the car.

Suddenly the person making $40 an hour is asking where all their fucking money went.

We keep talking about wages like it's 2010.

$40 an hour didn't become bad money.

Everything else became insane.

[Owen @Owennfa]

BOOMER: "You'd have a house by now if you stopped buying coffee."

YOU: "Coffee is $5. The down payment is $84,000."

BOOMER: "It adds up."

YOU: "$5 a day is $1,825 a year. It would take me 46 years."

BOOMER: "Then cut the subscriptions too."

YOU: "That's another $600. Now it's 34 years."

BOOMER: "And eating out."

YOU: "Fine. Zero coffee, zero streaming, zero restaurants. 27 years to the down payment. I'd be 70."

BOOMER: "See, you just have to sacrifice."

YOU: "Your house cost 3x your salary. Mine costs 8x. That's the entire gap."

BOOMER: "Don't blame me for your choices."

YOU: "I'm not blaming you. I'm asking you to look at the number."

BOOMER: "You young people just love to complain."

There it is.

Every time. Show them the math, they answer with your character.

Because if it's the coffee, nobody has to feel anything.

[JerryRigEverything @ZacksJerryRig]

A boomer last night tried to brag that they survived on $4.25 an hour back in 1984.

They got real quiet when I pointed out that's the same as $13.60 an hour in today's money.

[Long Shot Lottos @longshotlottos]

@MLBExitVelocity 359 HR lmao.

[Long Shot Lottos @longshotlottos]

Pete been hit by pitch then walked.. Puuuuuussyyyyyyyy

[Jomboy Media @JomboyMedia]

Joshua Baez’s Triple-A teammates watching him make history in his MLB debut.

Beautiful stuff

[MLB @MLB]

3 home runs in his first 3 Major League at-bats 😤

Did Joshua Báez put on the best MLB debut EVER?!

[Long Shot Lottos @longshotlottos]

Was thinking about betting MLB today.. Prob not

[MLB Home Run @MLBHR]

Jared Triolo - Pittsburgh Pirates (2) Solo 395 feet
+1500

[Owen @Owennfa]

My boomer dad asked me last week why I'm still renting at 43.

I told him a starter home in our area is $410,000.

He said "so save up."

I said the down payment alone is $82,000.

He said "that's not so bad, break it into pieces."

I said after rent, insurance, and daycare I put away maybe $400 a month.

He did the math out loud. Got to seventeen years. Went quiet.

Then he said something I didn't expect.

"I put down $3,200 on our first place. I had it saved in eight months working at the plant."

Then he just sat there for a second.

"I always thought you kids were exaggerating."

That's it. That's the whole conversation.

He wasn't being cruel. He genuinely had no idea. Nobody ever showed him the number.

Most of them aren't defending the system. They just never looked at it.

[Wave 🌊 @waveswizdom]

You’re about to see a bunch of “NFL” my best sport post. Glad “MLB” is over posts.

They be spinning that line for years now.

As a consumer you know who like that and who’s not.

Stay safe.

[Long Shot Lottos @longshotlottos]

Back to the scheduled bs

[MLB Home Run @MLBHR]

Zac Veen - Colorado Rockies (1) 2-run 407 feet
+550

[Long Shot Lottos @longshotlottos]

Btw mlb still sucks dick

[Long Shot Lottos @longshotlottos]

@MaestroHR @CapgunTom @wroetoshaw on Jeezy MLB fucked after all star break. Mfs been talking about for years wait til it heat up yeaaaa ok.. April May June. After all star break its bullshit. Playoff games suck. who tf wanna watch a 0-0 8th inning game?? Viewer and bettor both fucked after allstar break.

[Long Shot Lottos @longshotlottos]

Show me a slip with higher odds cashed.. with proof no photoshop bullshit. I'm stupid for 30 cents on this but I'm not stupid on your fake fuckin slip.. I'll add any proof you want on this one the paypal deposits etc screen recording all that. 🖕

[Long Shot Lottos @longshotlottos]

Seeing mfs so hype about a +3000 makes me forever wish I had anything more than pocket change on this slip. Fuuuuuuuuck

[Long Shot Lottos @longshotlottos]

Seeing mfs so hype about a +3000 makes me forever wish I had anything more than pocket change on this slip. Fuuuuuuuuck

[Long Shot Lottos @longshotlottos]

30 CENTS TO 30 $$$$$THOUSAAAAND @STONERLOTTOS @Jimmy_the_Gent6 @PropFella

[Long Shot Lottos @longshotlottos]

No words

[MLB Home Run @MLBHR]

Pedro Ramírez - Chicago Cubs (2) Solo 363 feet
+1000

[Long Shot Lottos @longshotlottos]

I mean?? Who in the fucking fuck is this??

[MLB Home Run @MLBHR]

Kaelen Culpepper - Minnesota Twins (1) Solo 390 feet

[Long Shot Lottos @longshotlottos]

I been on and off this app all day and so far not a one of these names on this HR page did I see on any slips lmao
Make it make fucking sense

[MLB Home Run @MLBHR]

Matt McLain - Cincinnati Reds (10) Solo 420 feet
+900